faceplanted-cat

a place for nonsense. mostly nonsense. A younger millenial.

[darth-memes]

HAPPY REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!

[warcrimesimulator]

[waknatious]

[motziedapul]

Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.

[vintar]

i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

[bigdickwizard]

i don’t normally add to people’s posts, but i’m an OR nurse who specializes in gender affirming surgery, and this is totally correct. when we bring the patient into the OR we always ask them what surgery they’re having (to make sure there are no oopsies) and more often than not, my top surgery patients will say “YOU’RE CUTTIN’ THESE BITCHES OFF” or “YOU’RE GONNA YEET THE TEATS” and i know i have the best job in the world.

[vintar]

thank you for the support, big dick wizard

[rosmaryne]

[chuwenjie]

We’re cooking on Beyond the Spider-Verse!!! So excited to share these new stills… see you in IMAX on June 18, 2027!! 🕷️

[unpretty]

my two categories of anime rec are “it’s okay if you don’t really like anime, you’ll probably like this” and “this will not make any goddamn sense to you if you have not wasted years of your life on trash”

[unpretty]

y’all took about five minutes to turn this into some kind of contentious madoka post when i was just sitting here innocently contemplating the spectrum from miyazaki to the bread anime

[iamthedukeofurl]

Okay, so, I feel like I should explain the greatest invention of the modern age…that was produced by my apartment.  We call it, the Weeb Ass Shit scale, after our traditional method of asking what anime somebody was watching (”What Weeb Ass Shit is this?”) It grades a given Anime from 0-10 on three different methods: Weeb, Ass, and Shit. An individual will have different degrees of tolerance for various levels on the different scales. 0 is low, 10 is high.  Weeb is the degree to which the show assumes a familiarity with japanese pop culture or anime tropes in general, not only in terms of the actual content of the show, but occasionally at a conceptual level. Hyperspecialized high schools with all-powerful student councils, for example, add a couple points to the Weeb scale. Same goes for the presence or use of tropes that would be bizzare and off putting if you weren’t used to seeing such things in other anime. 

A zero on the Weeb scale could be enjoyed by somebody who doesn’t even know that Japan exists, a 10 assumes the audience possesses a PhD in japanese cultural studies with a focus on animation. Something like Cowboy Bebop comes in at a 1, while I’d put Kill-La-Kill at a 6. Anything of the form “These Girls are anthropomorphic versions of something else” rates at least a 7 in my book.  Next comes the Ass Scale. Put simply, how much Fanservice is in the show. busty character design, male-gaze camera angles, skimpy outfits, hot spring episodes, character A tripping and landing in a compromising position on top of character B, all that nonsense.  At a 0, you’ve got something you would watch with your Grandmother after church (Miyazaki’s stuff comes in at a 0).  Finally, the Shit scale, which covers general overall quality. A 0 indicates that the show is flawless, a 10 holds that you would rather sandpaper your own face than watch it. It should be noted that the Shit scale should be judged independent of the others. Too much T&A shows up on the Ass scale.  Proper use of this scale is in the form W/A/S.  For example, Shokugeki no Soma (Aka Food Wars) would come in at W 4/  A 6/ S 3

[friendlyfrankenstein]

I am taking so many fucking notes

[creature-wizard]

Sorry, but if you really want to understand a topic or truly re-educate yourself, you really do have to get into longform content one way or another. There's no way around it. The stuff you need can't be summed up in a snappy 250 word answer.

[femininefreyanyctophile]

youll also need to get used to sometimes having to look up vocabulary unbeknownst to you

[discount-supervillain]

[csleko]

I like the rock.

[jukari91]

The art of Moana 2 Matangi

[super-jump]

He’s such a big puppy🐶🥰

[pissbataille]

i could recognise my mutual by taste alone, by vibes; i would know them blind by the shape of the ugly man they're into this week

[mawguai]

See you again someday.

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[ID: Digital painting of the Ditto and their trainer from Pokopia. Ditto is asleep in a pokeball as their trainer places the ball into a PC box. The trainer is crying but also smiling. End ID]

[the-lemonaide]

since grace has an unlimited supply of media from earth (literally all of it from the time the hail mary launched), he would listen to music a lot

and the first time he played music on erid, rocky was SO confused, because he thought humans didn’t know eridian?? and now grace is playing SOMETHING with both eridian AND human language and it sounds so chaotic and none of it makes any sense

and grace is confused for a moment, then he realizes, of COURSE, the instruments in the songs are playing chords, and some of those chords are words in eridian, and if he focuses on it, he can pick out the words

grace starts cracking up and rocky is still confused because grace hasn’t explained it yet but when he does rocky calls humans stupid

[lordvaders]

“It’s like poetry. It rhymes.” (2/?) - Naboo fight vs Tatooine fight

“Look what I’ve risen above.”

[narkinafive]

#i feel this is a really defining moment of obi-wan’s character #knowing all the pain and grief maul has caused him #but still not seeking revenge #defending but not attacking #but also not going for the ‘i’m a good guy i don’t kill’ #and still cradling maul in his arms as he dies #recognising this man has been hurt too #THIS is strength (via @padawanakin)

[pdutogepi]

Oh Professor Tangrowth. You'll understand human technology one of these days.

[vimbry-moved]

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