(royal assassin fitz voice): hi my name is fitzchivalry farseer and i have dark curly brown hair (from my strong farseer genes) that reaches my shoulders and dark brown eyes like skill stone and a lot of people tell me I look like abdicated king in waiting chivalry (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!) i’m not related to lady patience but i wish i was because she’s a major mother figure. i’m a human but my teeth can bite things like a wolf. i’m also a bastard and i live in buckeep castle in the six duchies where i’m in my ninth year of assassin’s training (i’m fifteen). i have the wit (in case you couldn’t tell) and i mostly wear buck blue. i love mistress hasty’s and i get all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing a blue jerkin with a matching brown belt and black pants and black leather boots. i was walking outside buckeep. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of preps stared at me i put my middle finger up at them.
“hey fitzy!” shouted a voice. i looked up. it was…the fool!
“what’s up fool?” i asked
“nothing.” he said shyly.
but then i heard chade call me and i had to go away.
