Neopets???

Yes hello this is Alex (they/them, 21) and this is my Neopets side blog. my main blog rn is steventhegoldfish, my neo main is failphobic. 

[trishabeakens]

Reminder that Acaras do not have tails. This is from the official Neopets magazine. 

[nostrem]

oh, for real

[nostrem]

9 year old kid: bad word? what bad word?

overbearing bad influence meerca: THIS ONE, RIGHT HERE!!; SEMEN!! YOU TYPED OUT THE WORD SEMEN, AND THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!! THE WORD SEMEN, THAT YOU NOW KNOW IS A WORD THAT EXISTS, THANKS TO ME!!! WEVE BLOCKED THIS WORD THAT IM NOW SAYING TO YOU DIRECTLY; SEMEN!!!

[nostrem]

overbearing bad influence meerca, bursting back in through the door he left from 12 seconds later: ALSO DONT GOOGLE THAT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tax-beast]

Neopets has been around for 18 slutty slutty years

[sheepets-blog]

[faegrundo]

breaking news, wraith vandalism was a prank, tyrant fyora overreacts and goes to war

[oh-slorg-deactivated20200924]

some faerie doods cause i dont want to study;

[xweeetoks]

put a flip flop on my boi

[neoannouncements]

Happy Korbat Day

Your korbat can now be painted Biscuit and Woodland:

You can also pick up this outfit at the clothing shop:

[fuckyeah-terrormountain]

me, regaining a sense of earthly normalcy: man I havent played neopets in a while, I wonder what wacky things the newbies chat is up to!

newbie chat:

[setitoffvevo]

Is it just me or do the faeries seem a little… prejudiced about wraiths?

[alien-aishas]

the wraths are literal shadow monsters that suck the life out of everything

[setitoffvevo]

[alien-aishas]

YOU HEARD ME FORMIDINEM!!

[kougie]

[owlapin]

im pretty sure there’s one entire guy working at neopets. hes just under a cubicle crying somewhere, alone and confused. he’s not an artist but every day he has to upload 3 item images so he does. the only thing he can do is update the news every day

[theneopetsteam]

Help me.

[slut4sloth]

I made this the other day at like 5 AM

[lutari]

ADOPT A GRUNDO TODAY 

i was gonna make an nt comic but the Depression™ spilled over and what i got is too fuckin weird for a childrens website toon

[weirdneo]

[fuckyeah-terrormountain]

somehow i dont feel happy

[shoomlah]

stumbled across some of my old art from my eeeeeaaaarly days workin’ at Neopets, and decided to do a couple late night redraws. Just 15 years later.

[nigelthechia]

• Small cute ball

• Stubby little hands, wide flat feet

• Appearence transforms when he eats certain things