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I was driving with my nephew Elijah and he huffed dramatically and flung out his arms and went "that guy didn't even signal that he was merging into our lane" with all the exasperation of someone who has been driving for 20 years but with his 6 year old lisp

#jimjam speaks #he's had some real bangers today I'll be honest #he said 'it sounds the same when I saw walk and rock' but it just sounded like he said rock twice #and he pointed at the beef in his taco and went 'this is what comes out of my butt when I eat taco bell'

monsterbutch

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

#that's me!!!!!

kilath

Gort Fieri

#bg3

alivehouse

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

#this is how I sound trying to convince everyone I'm not a serial killer #for not listening to anything while I drive because I'm utilizing mindfulness techniques

girlbossfranziskavonkarma

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

#me

being sent to main library for 2 months for "staffing issues" but I know the real reason is they're being cooked alive at main for flubbing and fucking up calls so they're using the fucking bat signal to bring me in as one of the few competent people in this department. however an ex coworker just got curb stomped by customers a few weeks ago to the point she was hospitalized for a week and is suing the library for emotional and physical damages for not keeping her safe and now they want to bring another woman into the same environment when they have two LARGE AND TALL men they could be sending instead of my 5'5 ass but I was literally told they won't send either of the men because they're unlikeable and bad at their jobs and it has me feeling like this

#jimjam speaks #I gotta start being dog shit at my job man #I'm a soldier being sent to battle #bro I'm so mad I need the peace of my branches main library is literally a war zone

comikbook

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

#me I'm the dyke

yodaprod

1993

#my dad always says squirt tastes so good #and I can't laught

flipchild

I stink of sweat

Caught this from the crick. Bout a 4 pounder

#my dad

shitpeoplesayintf2

#elijah #me to elijah specifically

kosmogrl

glowingghosty

#me when I was tracking my nasw code of ethics book #and it was just lost in transit for 2 weeks

wearegoingfuckinganywhereman

#me

starkwoes

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

#me