FAGNESIUM

This is my personality one!

[the-forest-library]

[the-forest-library]

Love it when a post finds its intended audience

[mevil]

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[oxypill]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[f0restnympho420]

was trimming ye olde bush in the shower and i kind of fucked up and now it just looks like i tried to give my pussy a taper fade

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[marmorada]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[louisegluckpdf]

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming