"Lacking a grand narrative, we carry tiny mythologies"

My name is Jade! ⋆29⋆ Trans. She/Her. Lazy lesbian. I love TTRPGs, poetry, the prince of denmark, and coffee.

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[kkekaart]

Here I am again to bothering you all! 🙇

I wanted to update my commission table and also give a brief update on the overall situation.

As many of you already know, in February of last year, my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, and as you know, In the past few months I've been asking for help through the commissions to provide for us at home and make sure we have everything we need, while we spend it all on medical expenses (and for which I am very grateful to everyone, you have been a great help). In theory, my mother will have her surgery in a few weeks (a total mastectomy) at a public hospital, which aren't in the best condition here in Venezuela, and thanks to that we have to buy several things that hospitals usually have so that my mother can have her surgery. After that, my mother has to undergo trastuzumab treatment for several months until she finally has radiation therapy and can finally go into remission!

For this last part, as before, I need a little help. This time I'm doing regular commissions in addition to the simple commissions (Unlike before when I was only doing simple commissions). You can help by donating, buying a commission, or simply sharing so this reaches more people! Thank you again!💞

You can leave a donation to my Paypal (this is my address there [email protected]) You can ask about prices in the comments, I'll answer you without any problem, you can also send me a direct message or just check the link or my Vgen

And as always, English isn't my first language, sorry if I wrote anything wrong

kekacommissions

commissions info and prices

[333ml]

heart brains guts x

[casuallightprincess]

[eyecantread]

[y2kcompatible]

[koza-rawr]

Disco Elysium furry fanart

[drcatatonic]

Posting this to later show people when she gets redesigned

[zevrans]

RESIDENT EVIL 3 REMAKE (2020) dev. by Capcom

[rowanberrypop]

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

[creativitycache]

“Now everybody do the propaganda” while they make finger guns is WILD

[sjonni33]

take and take and take (click for quality!)

ko-fi ☕ patreon 🥪 merch ❇️

[sjonni33]

[movietonight]

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

[cyprozombiegirl]

[venusmage]

Since everyone loved my IT girl story I thought I should update you guys on some of the more charming "people don't expect me to be in this position" experiences I've had so far:

Multiple men in other departments have asked if I'm a new bartender or HR hire. Followed by them looking incredibly embarrassed when I say I'm in IT.

Multiple women in other departments treat me like I'm the single coolest person on the planet simply for existing . Several already request me specifically for help despite not even being here for a month yet. I'm a hit with the ladies.

Had a very anxious caller say "Thanks, bro. Ma'am. I MEAN THANK YOU MA'AM" as we ended our convo.

Older employees especially love me. Even if they're usually "difficult" with my (very sweet) coworkers.

Maintenance guy was about to make a poop joke to one of my coworkers and stopped himself. "I can't say that nasty shit, dude...there's a lady in here"!

Boss was discussing setting up a very heavy (100-ish lbs) piece of equipment with me. My lead interrupted him to point out that I can't physically lift that. Boss was visibly confused for a solid 10 seconds before going "...Oh!" (All of my male colleagues, including him, are built like brick shithouses)

We fist bump around here. Was helped to my feet after servicing a machine with a facilities worker. And then he proceeded to give me the gentlest butterfly-kiss of a fist bump I've ever received in my life.

Colleauge meanwhile gave me such a mighty fist bump it physically pushed me back in my chair and then looked like he was going to die of shame immediately after (didnt even hurt lol)

In general, the blue collar workers treat me like a princess made of glass. This includes the single butch lesbian on premises that is even shorter and smaller built than I am.

I started using heart emojis in our teams chat and now all of the IT guys are doing it too.

Security guard clocked me as a lesbian based on my corporate goth vibe alone.

Lead (who is 6'5) has "lost" me standing next to him more than once.

[espanolbot2]

Doctor’s Remove Woman’s Brain Implant Against Her Will

A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when she was forced to have it removed.

A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when, just two years after getting it, she was forced to have it removed due to the company that made it going bankrupt.

[marxistcrap]

Specifically, because she couldn't afford to buy the implant from the company. They basically took her implant back to recoup their losses. This is what happens when you privatize healthcare and health research. The group providing her with this implant should not have been able to go bankrupt in the first place, let alone repossess her implant to pay off their debts.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

This is what disabled people mean when we say that cyberpunk horror is just a reality for us. This woman was literally forced to undergo a surgery because she couldn't pay to keep the implant already inside her brain. How long till companies start repossessing pacemakers and transplants?

[tapewires]

My darling wife

[exitwound]

[g1asseyes]

Second half is even better

[vergess]

#okay now join the IWW and train to be a Salter 🤞🏽🤞🏽🥺🥺

Nah besties, don’t keep this one in the tags, how many people on this hellsite even know what a salter is?