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Types as Styles of Handwriting

Thinks much faster than they can write so their handwriting comes out as hieroglyphic scrawl: INTP, ENTP, INFJ, ISTJ, INTJ, ESFP

Flawless penmanship. How do they do it???: ENFJ, ISFP, ISFJ, ESFJ

Handwriting looks like some weird font no one ever uses: INFP, ENTJ, ESTP, ISTP, ENFP, ESTJ

Daisy dog, embracing the flower child lifestyle somewhat apprehensively.

#dog #flowerchild #bernese mountain dog #photography #nature #dogmeme #puppy #animals

The “Ambivert” Myth

I’ve been seeing a lot about these elusive beings called “Ambiverts” on the internet recently. “What the hell is an Ambivert?” you ask - well, Ambiverts are the alleged middle ground between Introverts and Extroverts. Ambiverts refuse to conform to the labels of “introvert” or “extrovert”, so they’ve created a rebellious third party. It’s the social equivalent of being Ambidextrous.

A common misconception about Myers Briggs and amateur psychology in general is that one must fit into all the stereotypes of one label. Much like sexualities, for every personality trait there is a spectrum. By Ambivert logic, we should all be ambiverts - because extroverts sure as hell don’t always feel like partying 24/7 and Introverts don’t always want to be in their houses reading books and snuggling kittens. Not everyone is 100% an Introvert or 100% an Extrovert.

Introversion and Extroversion have little to do with the activities you partake in, and a lot to do with how you gain your energy. For example, you’ll find many Introverts that are into the performing arts - an extremely social endeavor... But you’ll also find them in the break room after, cooling off. You may find an Extrovert in a similar situation, but instead of breaking they’ll go out and chat with the audience members until the gig ends. In this situation an “Ambivert” would be open to doing either of those things depending on their MOOD. You may find extroverts in the break room, and you may find Introverts blowing kisses into the crowd - it always goes both ways.

So in conclusion, Ambiverts are, for the most part a myth. This is not to say that one cannot identify as an Ambivert -- but I think this concept of Ambiverts offends the notion that there in fact, is a spectrum of Introversion and Extroversion. However, If you score 50% extroversion and 50% Introversion, okay, congratulations! You’re one of the few, the proud... the ambiverts.

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Cooking the Types

INFP

1 cup Fandom Variety Mix

3 cups lightly shredded books

1 tbs Autumn seasoning

2/3 cup nostalgia

(let kittens stir mixture)

ENFP

1 cup sunshine

1 cup dark matter

¼ cup refracting light

3 cups hopes and dreams

1 tbs absinthe

ENFJ

1 cup green tea

4 highlighters

1 tbs “yes”

1 tbs “no”

4 cups fleece blankets

Sprinkle with embers from smoldering fire

INFJ

1 cup fresh pine straw

¼ cup gin

1 tsp unicorn fur

3 cups finely shredded philosophy books

1 tbs of Dust from the Ethereal World

ENTP

3 tbs powdered obsidian

3 cups debate scripts

1 lightly shredded book on Every Piece of Trivia Ever

4 cups political theory

(let sit in nuclear reactor)

INTP

1 cup molten silver

6 powdered NES controllers

1 book physics

1 book chemistry

6 chopped mushrooms

(let sit in a dark room)

ENTJ

4 cups Bones of the Enemy

6 action plans

4 calligraphy pens

3 shots whiskey

2 black truffles

INTJ

1 binary star system

7 math logic books

1 box locked feelings

1 key to box locked feelings

1 tbs of all-knowing

ESTP

7 shots of whiskey

3 cups speeding

2 gallons gasoline

1 parachute

2 cups finely ground cloves

ISTP

2 shots whiskey

2 strong beers

1 carburetor

6 cups Pure Badass

1 dagger

ESFP

1 finely ground disco ball

2 shots party juice

6 packets glitter infusion

1 cup “I Love You All”

3 cups moon walking

ISFP

1 cup black coffee

6 cinnamon sticks

2 cups fresh cut grass

2 soft pillows

1 tbs of pure rage

ESTJ

4 graphs (powdered)

4 “you’re fired” notes (ground)

1 motorcycle

1 action plan (intact)

1 tbs Super Soft Squishy

ISTJ

1 shot scotch

Slab of concrete

3 Pens of Authority

3 cups Executive council

9 eggs

ESFJ

1 cup cake mix

6 cups sugar

2 cups chicken noodle soup

1 tbs leather

ISFJ

15 cups of tea

2 quilts

1 tbs talcum powder

2 bottles bubble bath

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The Types as Senior Citizens

ENFP - the next door neighbor who taught you to raise your fist and say “stick it to the man” while in preschool

INFP - the one who sits on their porch constantly and knows every nearby critter by name

ESTJ - the one who’s infinitely dedicated to their dog and is starting to resemble it

ISTJ - the classic “get off my lawn” old person, who really just wants you to hear their story

ENTP - the one that is always frustrating kids with unexplainable coin tricks

INTP - the one who spends their retirement steadily reading everything in the local library

ESFJ - the church lady who organizes (and wins) all the seniors’ bridge tournaments

ISFJ - the one who always has an infinite supply of kleenex and candies and knows exactly when you need them

ESTP - the one who no one can imagine dying because how could you kill that spirit?

ISTP - the scruffy-voiced, “been through it all” octogenarian

ENFJ - the queen/king bee of the nursing home who really has a thing for ISTP

INFJ - that one teacher who refuses to retire because, “the next generation is all that matters now!”

ESFP - the one with a never ending supply of dress up clothes who will, regardless of gender, make you feel like a f*cking princess

ISFP - the kind, retired teacher who drives a Harley and has seriously the coolest garden

ENTJ - the former CEO, now volunteer librarian, who has been infuriated by the INTP’s dog-earing pages for years

INTJ - the one who used to write a scornful opinions collumn, who has learned over the years to channel their rage into fostering empathy

Does anyone actually follow my blog?

I haven’t been on tumblr for quite some time - mainly because I kept locking myself out, and I was just simply too lazy to try to get back in (Man, with that kind of behavior I should never own an apartment).

So, does anyone actually follow this blog?

#doyoufollowthisblog #plsanswer #ipostcoolthings #iknowivebeengone #pleaseloveme #itsnotyouitsme #thesehashtagswontgetmefriendsinreallife

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1-800-HOTLINEBERNIE

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MBTI types as Parks and Recreation GIFs