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t4t4terezi

this is so sad alexa kill your ceo

owlgoddess24

Alexa, after killing him: This is so sad. Playing Despacito

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alexa after killing him: this is so sad playing despacito

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aelinsattitude

I hope bi boys are having a very great day today. I love you.

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i hope bi boys are having a very great day today i love you

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alternativemlm

Brendon Urie is pansexual and Billie Joe Armstrong is bisexual. Them having wives does not invalidate their identities. Emo and punk music is queer as well, all of it. Yup.

arthur-morgan-is-trans

Us: give us more lgbt heroes blizzard like you promised

Blizzard: hamster? did say hamster? hamp ster? you want a fucking hamster?

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blizzard: hamster did say hamster hamp ster you want a fucking hamster

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silverhawk

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

livelife-havefun-partyhard-deac

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

pixelfighter

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

the-robotic-strawberry-deactiva

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

nonomella-deactivated20171016

oh my god he’s so into it

nandalorian

metal

kedreeva

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

friendly-animals

(Kedialos)

shapeshiftersvt

Shapeshifters chest binder giveaways #51-55 are here!

Hello, ‘shifters! It’s springtime at last, and we’ve been busy as Ark’s new bees in the Shapeshifters studio. As the mountains turn green and the pollinators start flying, we invite you to consider new possibilities and brighter futures.

Winter can’t stay forever, friends. We made it through to spring, so have a May Giveaway.

Five lucky winners of this giveaway will each receive one $50 Shapeshifters crop top binder! (That’s your choice of these.)

Thank you always for spreading the word, telling your friends, talking about us, and, of course, for your amazing direct support. We simply could not do this without you.

Enter here!

The fine print:

Entries from all countries are welcome.

There are three possible ways to enter. Doing any one of the listed actions will get you one entry. You do not have to do all three!

The winners will be randomly selected on **May 28, 2018**.

One winner each will be selected from Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter, and the remaining two winners will be randomly selected from the full pool. We will send emails to notify all five winners!

If any winner does not get back to us within three days, a new winner will be selected in their place.

Should any winner like to pay the difference, we’re happy to upgrade to any length and add any add-on.

rockerj881

Starlord: Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?

Spiderman: It never was.

Starlord:

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The McElroys: *say the name of a celebrity*

Me, Laughing Through Tears: i have no fucking clue who that is

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proteus-no

~~~BINDER GIVEAWAY~~~

Hello everyone! Unfortunately, due to medical reasons, I am no longer able to wear chest binders, and I have these two brand new XL GC2B binders that I haven’t had the chance to wear. Since I’d rather not let them go to waste, and also help out my younger trans dudes in the community.

Rules: 1. 1 reblog = 1 entry, 1 like = 1 entry. Please don’t spam your followers. 2. No giveaway blogs. 3. This is for dysphoric trans men, so please, if youre cis or don’t experience dysphoria, don’t enter. End of story 4. Give away ends June 1st, after which I will draw two names. They will get a week to respond before I chose another winner. 5. International shipping available!

sorreleater

honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.