doing my best tbh

bi | 32 | she/they

[faketypewriter]

what i do have:

detailed character guides for both main and secondary characters

a fully fleshed out system of monarchy and nobility for several different kingdoms/cultures, with titles in native tongues and descriptions for the systems of inheritance, including what happens when certain non-standard conditions are met

a fully fleshed out religion including old and new gods, temple practices, and descriptions of rituals/holidays

a hierarchy for the military of two different kingdoms as well as a detailed history of not only the rivalry between the two but of the continent as a whole

all of this and more in a 57 page (and growing) "encyclopedia" of the world

what i do not have:

plot

[yugiohz]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

[yugiohz]

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

[detectivehole]

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

[detectivehole]

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

[detectivehole]

this is a general, casual post about sexism in media not like a deep dive in the subject or a statement on how Alien has no sexism whatsoever or something. you are capable of understanding this post ok i believe in you

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Okay this is just getting funny now

[shaxza]

in the bible in revelations i think or somewhere, it warns you that near the end times, false prophets will pop up claiming to be the messiah. do you ever think scholars from like 700 years ago studying the bible would have thought this would be one of them

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

John the Elder: in my book I said beware false prophets as a warning

Christians: we have finally invented the false prophets from the hit Bible book that says beware false prophets

[vampyre-lesbian]

me when people are surprised to learn that Kevin Williamson (the screenwriter for Scream) is gay

[follows-the-bees]

This moment brought tears to my eyes from laughing so hard.

His voice doesn't even sound like Rhys' nor Stede's. If I heard just the audio I never would have connected it.

Stede getting his fine clothes back, his ship back, Ed back, changed him. Something possessed Rhys Darby in this episode because his performance in his fancy clothes is unmatched.

[bakasara]

he was giving this

[consecuences]

[thespeedycricket]

You see this when you enter Maine

[thelifeandtimesofwhatthefuck]

Sometimes Twitter is good

[cipheramnesia]

I thought originally the customer was just offended someone sent them a cake celebrating the Philadelphia PD.

[fleshdyke]

"the curse of knowledge is that you can't unlearn something" yes i can

[fleshdyke]

i can forget anything

[macklesufficient]

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

[macklesufficient]

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

[whataboutcas]

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

[mothndust]

[forestfullofberries]

[imperiuswrecked]

[chamacafeahorrible]

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[faketypewriter]

i genuinely want to plan things out when i write but i also know i write better when i'm just pulling things out of my ass as i go. i decided a character's name on the fly and then in the same sentence decided he was missing an arm bc that was just the vibe i was feeling. do i have any idea how he lost it? nope but it's gone, baby

[faketypewriter]

the year is 2022 and i am still bitter that luke and marnie didn’t end up together like that man is so in love with her???