It's ironic, I swear

21, chem major, avatar by @dyingdelphiniuns

[jay-kwellyn]

Me and my roomie, @lucyjuggles on insta, being cute in the living room!!

[jay-kwellyn]

Driving to Florida to help Lucy’s mom move some stuff today. Hope we get some cute videos while we’re down there tho 💜

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[the-floral-skeleton]

[beggars-opera]

Pride and Prejudice hot take: “Mrs. Bennett’s marriage obsession was her doing everything in her power to make sure that her daughters would not end up destitute after her husband’s death” and “Mrs. Bennett’s marriage obsession caused her to stop caring about her daughters’ feelings and emotionally manipulate them” are two ideas that can and should coexist

[cumaeansibyl]

Mr Bennet and Mrs Bennet did different things wrong which combined to produce a total lack of emotional or practical guidance and that’s why Lydia fell victim to a predator

[emilysidhe]

Someday, I will write the essay about how the unhappiness in the Bennet parent marriage exacerbated each of their most dysfunctional personality flaws in ways that compounded and left them helpless against any external problem the family had, and therefore Lizzie’s repeated refusals to marry a man she did not respect or think she could get along with are as much practical and reasoned responses to the situation as her mother pushing her to obtain financial security.

[heywriters]

[yespolkadotkitty]

LOUDER

[funny-tik-toks]

Ganster Granny

[blackcherryblood]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

[dragonswithjetpacks]

MY DASH NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

[powerfulwizard]

[sensoryserenity]

Common Rain Frog | tobi77923 on Instagram

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[politijohn]

[transwrongs]

ok but are y’all actually taking care of the black people in your communities? idk this seems fucking weird to applaud. like cool great got ur cute lil clapback revenge. what about the black people your racist family/community members are harming....?

[madamslayyy]

SAY IT LOUDER KING !!!!

[honeyrosemask]

the black woman who broke that woman’s nose was fired for defending herself. here is the link to her gofundme

Help Ashanti With Legal Fees, organized by Ashanti Smith

Greetings, My name is Ashanti Smith; I am a 28-year-old African American woman who lives in… Ashanti Smith needs your support for Help Ashan

[girlbossjodiarias]

I'm sorry, we are calling a teenage lesbian who turned her parents in to federal authorities, at a significant personal risk to herself, someone just focused on "clapback revenge"? You all know that there is a connection between extremist group membership and family violence, right?

[chuplayswithfire]

She reported her racist family members to the FBI, which got her racist mother removed from her healthcare industry job, among plenty of other things and will likely lead to the whole lot of them getting arrested so like. That’s already doing plenty of tangible good to the black people in their community (by removing them and removing them from a position that they could hurt people from. So like. Promote Ashanti Smith’s GoFundMe, encourage the people in your individual communities to help and aid the Black community, the Jewish community, and literally everyone who will be harmed by this strong surge of white supremacist and neo-nazi violence, but let’s not act like this girl turning in her racist ass family to the FBI isn’t incredibly brave and an active step that half the cowards on tumblr wouldn’t dare to take. This isn’t “clapback revenge”, this is actively helping.

[moodsandmatters]

[jay-kwellyn]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

[jay-kwellyn]

Seeing as how most of my followers came from this post and it’s seems to never stop, I look like this now and my pronouns are She/Her. Jsyk

[northisnotup]

[kimmycup]

LOOK AT HER GO!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! SHE CAN DO A SALTO AND A PERFECT EYELINER!!!

[tokenofmydevotion]

Go Queen go!!

[jay-kwellyn]

Just reblogging this with my transition on it again cuz I guess a lot of people don’t see this version 🙃

[el-garito-deactivated20210126]

awww 🥰👍

[bichosis]

[asharomi]

The valid bisexual reading this 🥰🥰🥰

[angry-eevee]

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

[riotworkshop]

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

[bridgesquid]

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

[rumtumteddy]

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

[bartmobile]

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

[dawhitebag]

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

[imacingthis]

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

[badgersandbees]

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

[timeforlupsopinion]

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

[whatifididsomethingnew]

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

[acheemient]

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

[eyesofthesunflower]

“Oh! I landed on Bryan!… Bryan I’m so proud of zem.”

[scretladyspider]

Hey. Do you need a hug?

Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

Are you comforted by words? 

Here’s an Emergency Compliment

Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name 

Here are 15 more emergency compliments 

Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine 

take a moment - video 

believe in yourself - video 

Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA 

encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video 

you are ENOUGH - video 

Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?

How about rain sounds you can customize? 

You can listen to a cafe here  

or how about a crackling fireplace?  

ASMR? Stimming? 

Soap cutting ASMR - video 

more soap ASMR - video 

a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep 

ASMR face and scalp massage - video

ASMR slime - video 

the most satisfying video in the world 

more satisfying videos 

Lora Zombie speed painting - video 

Agnes Cecile speed painting - video  

the fastest workers in the world - video 

how candy canes are made - video 

Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video 

How about a game or activity distraction?

Play 2048 here 

A whole website of free games!  

play chess against a computer 

Here are some coloring pages you can do online!  

Play Flow online here 

here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses 

Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons 

Do you need something soothing?

Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)

try doing nothing for two minutes 

Vent to a stranger online for FREE!  

weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern 

have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet? 

watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist 

How about a laugh?

Vines you can show your grandparents 

History of the entire world, I guess  

History of Japan 

Rhett and Link caption fails 

Thomas Sanders Vines 

The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors) 

The ASDF movie 1-11 

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)

Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE 

It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning. 

[pathologising]

actually you will not enjoy hearing this but you literally have to abandon your self deprecating humor. besides the fact that it can drive people away you literally are only hurting yourself by constantly making jokes that further cement the idea in your head that you are not good enough. I do not care that you think its a good coping mechanism it is absolutely not and you need to start challenging negative thoughts instead of feeding into them.