hey

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[foxyj26]

A better situation

[yllwlotus]

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[telgip]

RIP to my all time favorite vine

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

10 Steps to Self Care

1. If it feels wrong, don’t do it.

2. Say “exactly” what you mean.

3. Don’t be a people pleaser.

4. Trust your instincts.

5. Never speak badly about yourself.

6. Never give up on your dreams.

7. Don’t be afraid to say “no”.

8. Don’t be afraid to say “yes”.

9. Resist the need to always have control.

10. Stay away from drama and negativity – as much as possible.

Source: Lessons Learned in Life

[brucebocchi]

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[duodenalis]

Pastel studyboard

[loggednightmares]

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

[09-30-19]

I feel so attacked because accuracy.

[1857-m-deactivated20150228]

I haven’t met all of me yet.

[f-uukk]

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

[drowning4youu]

some of the saddest phrases in the English language: - but you promised - ive never told anyone - i can’t do it - i tried - i trusted you - why did you do this to me - why am i not good enough - it still hurts - i can’t keep pretending

[johnmulaneys]

it flopped on twitter but i believe in u tumble dot com

[let-my-opera-begin]

I feel like Leslie Knope would be crazy obsessed with Hamilton.

Like imagine her listening to the soundtrack on the way to work everyday and Ben going along with it, like he’s totally into it too and they jam out the Alexander Hamilton and Non-Stop together, but Ben would be singing Eliza and Angelica’s parts in every song except Schuyler Sisters and Take A Break, and they make a plan to go see it every year on president’s day even though tickets are impossible, but they both pay crazy amounts for the tickets and Leslie cosplays as Angelica for Halloween and Ben has this crazy obsession with Thomas Jefferson. Also Leslie crying in songs like Non-Stop and One Last Time because she just thinks that those men were so amazing and I just feel like Leslie would be full on Hamiltrash

[lez-bruh]

do u ever feel so unwanted and alone and u just sorta want to cry

[astudyingstudent]

I decided to create a mental health tracker for July. Here I can track different symptoms and things that correlate with my mental health. Above this tracker I also have me general habit tracker, so I’ll be able to see if any of the tasks on there affect my mental health (positively or negatively). It’ll also be good to keep track of things for dr appointments. Do you guys do anything to track your mental health or feelings etc?

[ashtralian]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i miss when i was like 10 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

[elation-success]

this is the realist shit on this website

[kissmylime-deactivated20170816]

I am 26 and feeling this for way too long now

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!