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@false-phan-facts-blog
Phil hates the taste of cheese, but he LOVES the smell of it! Phil keeps a slice of cheese in his pocket where ever he goes. it soothes him especially when he’s car sick.During the tatinof tour Dan puked several times due to the smelly cheese in his friends pocket but couldn’t let him know, knowing that it helped Phil
Did you know? Dan an Phil are straight!
When Phil was 19 he and some of his friends from school wanted to start a band, sadly they didn’t even manage to finish writing one song without arguing about the band name. Phil wanted it to be called The Sock Opera and wanted every member to wear socks on their hands, but his band mates were uncomfortable with his deep love for socks and was kicked from the band. The band today is known as Twenty One Pilots and they are known world wide.
The reason why Daniel Howell uploads so sparingly is because he’s trying to pursue his law degree once again so that he can find a way to completely rid the internet of Danisnotonfire and anything relating to his former online persona. He wants to do this however without dismantling the constructs of his core branding and causing any unrest among his audience. Dan has already taken steps by communicating with his D.A. “Sandra” (who you may have heard of through his last liveshow) who advised him to unlist any videos that contain debauchery or tomfoolery.
Phil in 2008 foolishly thought that you could reach America by train. He forgot about the ocean between the United Kingdom and The United States and because of his carelessness ended up being lost for 2 weeks in Wales. His parents thought that he had run away from home due to the relentless bullying from his brother Martyn who made fun of his black hair and fat toes and they grounded him when the police brought him home.
Phil married his high school sweetheart when he was 17, but his obsession with lions quickly separated the two after only a week. Now Phil laughs whenever his phans mention him being married, reminding him of the silly and childish reason they got divorced.
Dan likes to put a rat heart in his drink to remind himself of who he truly is
he fucking broke.
God cant save him now.
In 2010 Dan and Phil were offered jobs to be nude models. They both kindly declined, but sometimes they still think about what could’ve been
Dan stole this tree from a children’s hospital. Ho ho ho motherfuckers.
You don’t even want to know what they did with that cactus. Let’s just say it was a Wednesday ;) ya feel me?
Phils hairy legs keep him warm in the winter. Many AmazingPhil fans in London seen him only in his boxers and a sweater. You do you Phil :)
Phil is actually the same age as Dan. Since Phil was the youngest of the family he felt like no one takes him seriously, so he wears makeup to look more mature. This came as a big shock to Dan in 2015
Phil has two sons who he named Finn and Phillies (ages 2 and 8) who live in the US. But due to his busy work schedule and inability to change diapers he can never spend time with them which is the reason why he travels to Florida every year. He, however, Skypes them very often and is very involved in their lives. Finn has taken an interest in acting after watching his father on YouTube and is very afraid of clowns while his brother Phillies has a great drawing ability and draws maps.
Many popular Pixar and Disney characters were inspired by Dan and Phil due to their immense internet popularity. Dan, however, decided to step outside of his comfort zone in 2010 and became the inspiration for “Daddy Pig” one of the main characters in the popular children’s television show Peppa Pig. A decision he has since regretted and now every time he sees the frightful pig he bursts into tears.
Phil has been losing his hair for the past 6 years due to his trichotillomania but we have become so obsessed with his new spicy, dicy, sexy, wexy, timey, wimey look that we have completely ignored the signs. Reblog to raise awareness. OwO
a user on twitter (@mortoneum) compiled this video evidence that showcases the original “The Internet is Here” lyrics. this video is explicit and offensive so watch at your own risk.