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[p-ewey-deactivated20220329]

it costs $0.00 to not ship lesbians with men

[capacity]

I wish we could battle the Pokemon we find I want my fearow to maul this fucking Weedle in my yard …..I’m joining team rocket

[inahiddenplace]

u know what’s weird.. that i’m going to like.. keep getting older.. and like i’m going to change.. experience personal growth and character development and shit.. like that’s wild

[thoodleoo]

two greek artists paint some vases

greek artist 1: hey so i’m painting a child right greek artist 2: yeah greek artist 1: so they’re basically like tiny men right?? greek artist 2: yeah pretty much

[thoodleoo]

greek artist 1: okay so you know how you told me to paint a guy riding a big cock because people like that greek artist 2: yeah? greek artist 1: i’m not sure i did it right greek artist 2: what do you- oh. hmmm

[thoodleoo]

greek artist 1: hey when women plant gardens what do you think they like to plant greek artist 2: dicks, usually greek artist 1: oh

[thoodleoo]

greek artist 1: alright so i’m doing this battle scene and i was just wondering, what do soldiers usually ride into battle, is it horses or greek artist 2: dolphins, actually greek artist 1: even if they’re foot soldiers? greek artist 2: yeah

[lord-kitschener]

As a public service to anyone offended by the Harriet Tubman $20 bills, I am willing to accept your unwanted $20 bills, and I will ensure that they are properly disposed of. This offer is open indefinitely, and any amount of $20 bills will be accepted. Thank you.

[chonce]

when you ask for receipts and get hit with receipts

[anastronautontheoceanfloor-deac]

It’s almost 2 AM so of course I edit photos of Adam

[artoo-detoos]

Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard and Rich Moore

[airagorncharda]

It is so important to me that a kids movie had this conversation in it

This movie gave an entire generation of children a script for how to handle this issue. It showed marginalized kids that it’s okay to call people out, and gave them a script for how to do so firmly but with compassion

It also gave privileged kids a script for how to respond to being called out– which is to listen, have compassion, apologize, and never do the problematic thing again

It also managed to convey this to all the adults who brought their kids to the movies, and all the rest of us who just went because we wanted to

This scene is so important to me

[odetsleep]

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  “you poor boy. i don’t even believe in demons.”

i know, i know. me neither.

nobody does.

nobody believes in demons until they’ve seen them

[smallblanketfort]

levi the poet masterpost

connect:

bandcamp

blog

instagram

tumblr

twitter

website

youtube

poetry / lyrics :

werewolves, 2009: big big bang / dancing with the goblins / oh captain my captain! / fatigue / rainy weather / pretty in pornography / life in general / the bride / werewolves / mrs. lashe / when i go to meet god

monologues, 2011: trees / kaleidoscope / bluer eyes & the fall season / Leviathan grew up in a broken home / memories

seasons, 2012: harsh men / herman melville / the teacher speaks / college ruled lines / [in]consistent / infirmary / damned if you do, damned if you don’t / dear pianist / van morrison will always remind me of you / still birth / a time to speak / resentment / boundless

easter poems, 2013/2015: the beginning. the separation. / tetelestai / joy seekers

he only has one drum, 2014.

correspondence, 2014: chapter one: when hearts are large / chapter two: tombstone love / chapter three: the great american game / chapter four: rooster cogburn in indian territory / chapter five: tuxedo black / chapter six: traditional values worldview / chapter seven: orphan theism / chapter eight: white whales like black plagues / chapter nine: cap gun death / chapter ten: [like cushions] / chapter eleven: cul-de-sac colonies / chapter twelve: shores, and the new world /// chapter perspective guide /// commentary  /// bts /// teaser

red chair reading, 2014: how the grinch stole christmas / green eggs and ham

interviews:

levi’s story, 2013. 

holyculture interview, 2013.

“shares his heart”, 2013.

tour diaries:

the beginnings tour, 2015: part one / part two / intro

your friendly christmas tour, 2015: feat my dad??? but not me bc i kept making faces at the camera.

together in light, 2015: part one / part two / q&a

@odetsleep do you have anything to add? oh wait what;s his snapchat?

[holding-hands-with-absence]

I swear, sometimes breathing feels just like drowning.

Levi the Poet (via awkwardismygift)

[damnmashton-deactivated20240607]

Imagine just having these two guys checking you out everyday in school…..

[thesaltyspice-deactivated201612]

[heir-of-puns]

Okay but seriously how the fuck did anybody not think Davekat is canon? How does anybody still not think Davekat is canon??

[retrogamingblog]

It’s Dangerous to go Alone by Shutwig

[theinturnetexplorer]

Pokemon Mashups

[bonerfart]

make sure your wife is plugged into a charger every night or bring a portable wife charger with you on long trips

[estrogene-deactivated20171022]

This just in!

Cis women and trans women are the same gender.

[pr8r]

To anyone confused: this is bc “cis” and “trans” are adjectives! A blonde woman and a red headed woman are also the same gender! A mean woman and a nice woman are the same gender!

Thank you for joining this quick grammar lesson