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It’s in our heads, like a fantasy.

moringottos-deactivated20210117

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

trashfirefallon-deactivated2019

You’re just giving him more reasons to hate cars.

nessa007

breakmyheartwithlyrics

Lana Del Rey & Stevie Nicks- Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems

avocadobananas

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

sieunies

google just made me so emo

felicitysmoak-queeen

oh my god I can’t stop crying

beingbreannaleigh

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

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keikomivra

nobody can save you but yourself and you’re worth saving it’s a war not easily won but if anything is worth winning then this is it

think about. think about saving your self.

~ charles bukowski

#worldsuicidepreventionweek

plant-folk

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

frogmp3

she is WHAT? sickening

lookskindadeadinside

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2

mom

humansoflatecapitalism

grillmasterxbbq

this is such a bad product. you might have temporary control over your tot but youre just going to make it stronger. whats worse than an uncontrollable baby? an uncontrollable baby who has never missed leg day and could kill you with one kick

homoschedule

why would you fill something with syrup im..?

bintilleil-deactivated20200510

WEIGH YOUR INFANT DOWN WITH ＳＹＲＵＰ

the-perks-of-being-black

williamhandler

Republicans are literally the dumbest people I’ve ever met.

mindfulwrath

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

fallingtowers

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

twofingerswhiskey

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

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lotrlocked

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

roxilalonde-deactivated20251105

as a gay person i’m very lucky to live in this century because given that millennials are the gayest generation on record, my chances of getting a girlfriend have, historically, never been higher

roxilalonde-deactivated20251105

someone just tagged this #AND YET and i know i’m the op but mood