Fandom Things

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not 'weak and pathetic' 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[where--areyou]

My favorite post

[gluten-free-pussy]

Depression Humour is such an age specific thing like i was walking down the street and narrowly avoided getting hit by a speeding car and a middle aged woman said “You could’ve died just now!” and i said “yeah if only.” and she just stared at me in shock. Like yes i hate being alive but I’m going to get these jokes in before i permanently clock out of my shift

[wheresmybubble]

It’s just the way I am.

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

[fandomtime020102]

what about depression and anxiety tho

[inwhichiamtoohonest]

u can buy therapy/meds

[fandomtime020102]

shit u right

[eissibee]

Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off

[delzdesigns]

If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.

Go cut the grass.

[oneyouforget]

It’s 2 am

[delzdesigns]

You heard me. Use a flashlight.

[greelin]

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

[youngsalmahayek-deactivated2015]

I’m uglyish but I pull it off

[shimmerthighs]

Me without makeup: *super hot*

Me with makeup: *super hot but w/ longer eyelashes*

[mmyblooooggg-deactivated2015072]

Said no girl ever 😒

[shimmerthighs]

I’m a girl and I literally just said this

[sugars]

It’s been 8 months of 2017 and I’ve simultaneously felt all and none of it.

[beecommunist-deactivated2019052]

when cats r really excited to see you and they come trotting as fast as their lil leggys can carry them and go ‘prrrt!’ the whole time reblog if you agree?

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

[fandomtime020102]

what about depression and anxiety tho

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[perhapsarat]

I hope everyone is prepared. The time is almost upon us.

[marisatomay]

Right now, 10am GMT on September 2nd 2016, marks the 20th anniversary of the most savage thing Harry James Potter ever said RIP in pieces Snape

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[greedyraptor]

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

[ziraseal]

fun fact

bi means two so whenever you encounter a bisexual, there is a smaller, angrier bisexual hiding nearby. watching. waiting.

[miss-ingno]

a nearbi if you will

[quinintheclouds]

just a bistander on standbi

[bookswithbazzi]

@helenasbookuniverse 😂👌🏽