For the angsty relationship asks, can you do Harry and Uma from Descendants 2?
so sorry, i don't do specific relationships! this is a compilation blog of writing prompts/tips
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For the angsty relationship asks, can you do Harry and Uma from Descendants 2?
so sorry, i don't do specific relationships! this is a compilation blog of writing prompts/tips
i love your icon lmao
thank you, it’s pete loeffler with a sunflower lol
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Show, Don’t Tell: Yuri on Ice Masters the #1 Rule of Storytelling
Yuri on Ice is one of those masterpieces that I want to know inside and out, as as I’m watching it again I’m catching its artistry of Show Don’t Tell. Everyone knows the obvious lovey-dovey moments between our two leads… but it’s the smaller moments that speak volumes, and the writers go extra lengths to ensure this. In this post I’ll be discussing ep. 7 starting with the kiss, to what we see afterwards in ep. 8.
Everyone knows the kiss scene. Everyone loves the kiss scene. But what happens after? First of all let’s talk for a moment just what Yuri must be feeling here. I mean his face says it all:
Think of what Victor is to Yuri. “A glistening god out of reach.” “I’ve chased after him for years, trying to catch up to his genius.” Yuri idolizes Victor as a skater, Victor is the very person who inspired Yuri to do so well at skating at all… and now this “glistening god” just planted a kiss on his lips on national television. It’s more than a dream come true – it’s unreal. He can’t believe it. He’s in shock. After a moment like that Yuri is more than elated – he must be stupid happy; the surge of emotion so great the crowd and even the scoreboard just washes into a blur. And… what happens after the kiss? No kiss and cry. No waiting for the score. All we get is a recap from a much more composed Yuri, clearly having recovered from the emotional surge of the kiss to narrate. But he’s not narrating in real time – it’s a recap. Cut to Yuri in real time shortly after the kiss, and what do we see?
…I think he has awhile left before he comes back to earth. Just LOOK at that face. You can practically see the giant cupid arrow sticking out of his chest. Another note: Victor is also still blushing. You think Yuri’s the only one on a mountain right now? They’re both a blubbering mess. Not only that, but in this moment Victor just interrupted Yuri’s interview to say “Yuri’s already proven he’s the skater to beat this year. Now with the quad flip in his roster, I’m sure he’ll win the Rostelecom Cup and advance to the Grand Prix Final!” To the first-time viewer, both Yuri’s suddenly composed recap and Victor’s comment on the skating feels jarring – like the writers are sweeping our grand moment out from under us. THERE IT IS, they kissed – ! …aaaand back to the skating. When in fact, by avoiding explicit discussion altogether, the creators allow room to show the effect of that moment both on Yuri and Victor through their actions. Victor is bubbling with pride, barely able to contain himself even on national TV. Meanwhile Yuri just stands off in a lovestruck daze as he watches his idol gush over him to the world. In fact, when you take the enormity of the emotion into account here, it’s almost unfair to expect a rigid explanation or direct thought from either of them. As Victor himself said earlier in the show: “It’s an emotion, so why waste time trying to put it into words, you know?” To poke and prod our leads until they “tell us how they feel” would just cheapen the rawness of that moment.
This is where I start reading in between the lines… but you have to in order to understand YOI’s brilliance. Check out the first real moment we get between Yuri and Victor since the kiss in ep. 7:
The shot starts with a close-up of Victor’s gloves tying Yuri’s skates. This is the first time we’ve seen this, and it goes without saying it’s a significant gesture. This is shown even more by the shot panning up from Yuri’s skates to his head. For a moment all we see is Victor selflessly serving Yuri with the upmost sincerity (What was that Yakov said at the beginning? “Victor doesn’t think of anyone but himself, he could never be somebody’s coach!” Victor’s action of tying the skates can also be likened to Jesus washing his disciples’ feet, the epitome of a selfless act) and when we get to see Yuri’s face, he is surprisingly calm about it. Wait – they have to be blushing a little bit, right?
Nope. Not at all. Whatever firehose of emotion these boys went through in ch. 7, it seems to have completely worn off. Again, to the viewer this can feel like we’re being cheated. “But WHERE is my cute moment?! HOW can they be so calm about this!?”
First let’s talk about how much time has passed since the last episode. That was the end of the Cup of China. They had to go back to the hotel together. They had to get back on the plane together. Now whether that plane went back to Japan or straight to Russia is unclear, but I can speak from experience that airports and plane rides take a very long time. Then they had to get from the airport to the hotel – keep in mind they are in Victor’s country, and I’m sure he is thrilled to point out different culture tips and landmarks to Yuri. There is still no confirmation that Yuri and Victor are sharing a hotel room – this info is saved for ep. 10 – but we at least know from Victor’s interview and Yuri getting into the elevator that they are in the same hotel. In other words, there is a HUGE time gap between the emotionally charged kiss in ep 7. and this tying-of-the-ice-skates in ep. 8 – a time gap during which Victor and Yuri practically spent every second together. We get no explicit information as to what happened during that time, except that Victor and Yuri seem much more comfortable in the romantic element their relationship – particularly Yuri who before was a blushing, blubbery mess just at the sight of Victor. Who could forget this moment:
Now from a storytelling perspective this part felt like fan service, mainly because it seemed sudden. Waitwaitwaitwait, this is moving way to fast! Why is Yuri acting all confident and seductive, where is this coming from!?
…until you remember the time gap. And you realize Victor and Yuri had to work out those crazy emotions somehow. And whichever method they chose, it changed the tone of their relationship completely. Yuri’s move seems to invoke a shared memory between them, confirmed by the fact that Victor isn’t blushing but fighting down a grin at Yuri’s hot breath against his ear. There is no discovery here, no embarrassed newness. There’s a familiarity between them that wasn’t there before. Look back up at Yuri’s face while Victor ties his skates. He’s not fangirling like he would have earlier in the show – like he just did in ep. 7 – he almost expects that kind of devotion from Victor, and he treasures it. Oh, they’ve come down the mountain alright. They’ve come down and moved on, and now we are in a totally different valley.
A lot of the criticism I saw for YOI was that the story wasn’t as clear about Yuri and Victor’s relationship as it should have been. And I felt the same way… until I started paying attention to tiny details like this. The nature of their relationship couldn’t be any clearer – the creators just chose to SKIP what was probably the most defining moment for these two and then SHOW it through their actions after the fact. We don’t need to see what happened when Yuri and Victor got a private moment after the Cup of China. What little we see of them in ep. 8 tells us everything we need to know, keeping the focus off the more private aspects of their relationship and on the beauty of the relationship itself. Even better, YOI continues this method of storytelling through Yuri’s skating routine. He is skating to Eros, after all – and not without blowing a kiss to the judges, an addition to his routine that was only shown in this episode. And I don’t even need to comment on the way Victor watches him:
With episode 8, the creators are telling us: “These two have come leaps and bounds.” This is made clear when, as Yuri comes off the ice, the focus of the narrative shifts to Yurio. For the first time, we watch Yuri and Victor at the kiss and cry from a distance, and from a different character’s POV. This passing of the baton is brilliantly done, and leaves a feeling of (temporary) completion of Yuri and Victor’s arcs. I mean just look at them:
No conflict here, folks, nothing to see! Move along, move along! … and the story does, until Makkachin swallows a steam bun and we have a new problem to tackle. Just to drive home the genius of this kind of subtle storytelling, check out this two-second shot of Yuri and Victor after Yurio’s performance:
Victor isn’t even looking at the score. He’s looking at Yuri looking at the score. And he is hopelessly in love. We don’t need to see what happened between the kiss and the Rostelecom Cup – the writers show that development through tiny moments like this. And that is just one of the elements that makes this show a masterpiece.
PSA for y’all that still follow my blog
Feel free to use my prompts in whatever way you seem fit!! I have a WHOLE lot I’m about to post and I saw someone ask on one of my previous posts “can I use xx like this?” If you want, you can use my “asks” posts as prompts, as tags, as whatever you want! :)
complete neighbor!au list
vixx:
hakyeon, taekwoon, & ken
hongbin, ravi, & hyuk
17
joshua, mingyu & seungkwan
wonwoo, hoshi, & seungcheol
dk, woozi, & minghao
jun, jeonghan, vernon, & dino
bangtan
namjoon, yoongi, jin & hoseok
jimin, taehyung, & jungkook
monsta x
hyungwon
wonho
kihyun
shownu
jooheon
changkyun
minhyuk
other groups
got7: jinyoung / jb & mark / jackson / youngjae, bambam & yugyeom
nct: johnny / jaehyun & mark / ten, taeyong, & haechan / yuta, winwin & taeil
shinee: all
Hello may I request a first meeting/date in an aquarium AU? Thank you so much and have a good day/night ahead! ^^ <3
aw this is such a cUTE IDEA !! <3
do you think now would be a good time to mention my massive phobia of the ocean and everything in it…?
“that’s you.”
“aw that’s so sweet!”“no, i was pointing at the blobfish.”
the first time i met you, you were imitating a dolphin.
“WOAH THAT’S A BIG SHARK”“you’re yelling again.”“i get excited, sorry.”
so you’re telling me, in all the years of your life, you have never been to an aquarium?!? you have not lived.
the aquarium has one of those pools where you get to pet the fish and you’re literally the only full grown adult trying to pet the fish, but you look just as excited and hyperactive as the kids.
i work at the aquarium and this person (really cute person) is really interested in this one species, which i just so happen to be standing by how c o n v e n i e n t
you started talking aloud and it took me a few seconds to realise but you were addressing me and omg please talk more about this creature
this is the most amusing thing i’ve seen because i’m talking about this sea-creature but im making it up as i go along and this employee is totally buying it this is the best
…what on earth could this person want with five massive seal plushies???
i can see you from the other side of the fish tank so you look a bit distorted but shit even when you’re distorted you’re attractive
you’re the only other person here at the aquarium and it’s like 10 PM, so i’m guessing you had a rough day too, huh?
yeah, hi, i’m petrified of sharks but i want to see the rest of the aquarium so do you think you could guide me through while i keep my eyes closed???
i work at the information booth and you literally just came up to me and talked to me for a solid forty minutes about how we should use jellyfish to conduct electricity… and the worst part is, i’m kind of onboard.
“can we buy an aquarium?”“no.”“please?”“…i’ll think about it.”
“i feel really bad, this was meant to be a date but i just spent the whole time looking at the fish, that must’ve been really boring for you; sorry.”“who ever said i was complaining?”
“hey…do you think i could go all dory on this and speak whale?”“we’re in a public place, please don’t.”“too late! hIIiI theRe!”“i can’t believe it but i think it’s actually working.”
“and that’s the story of how we got kicked out the aquarium”
Finding Nemo: In Real Life
you tried to pet the fish and surprise the fish didn’t like it and they bit you, so now i’m currently giving you first aid whilst at the same time trying to calm you down. what an unforgettable first date this is huh.
(alternatively) we were at the petting pool and we went to go pet the fish before we left, i noticed that once we were out of the aquarium there was a massive stain on the front of your shirt..
“did you seriously just steal a fish? it’ll die.”“don’t worry! it’s in a bag of water of course. how stupid do you think i am?”“how did you- when did you- why - you know what, i’m not even gonna bother.”
- jess
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sentence prompts
“What if I say no?”
“Get out.”
“I dreamed of you last night.”
“I don’t know if you noticed… but we’re in a party”
“You can dance with me… if you want!”
“DON’T LOOK!!”
“I think people hug at this point.”
“I’ll take you.”
“Why didn’t you call me?”
“Would you stop that?!”
“I loved you.”
“Yeah I was there.”
“Don’t say that.”
“I’ll take the couch.”
“You lied to me.”
“Maybe you didn’t love me after all.”
“Take my hand.”
“SO… you think I’m hot?”
“What are you doing?””Hiding.”
“Let’s run. Together.”
“Wow! you’re good at this!”
“I think we should stop seeing each other.”
“You have a picture of me? On your fridge?”
“Do I know you?”
“I thought we could go back to whatever the hell we were!”
“Did I just say that?”
“Breathe, okay? Just breathe.”
“Stand behind me.”
“But I don’t want to leave.”
“Tell me a secret.”
“DON’T PRetend with me!!”
“I saw you, right there.”
“I-I just wanted to say that I uh, I missed you.”
“I’m not lying.”
“You look… okay. I MEAN-”
“I knew I’d find you here.”
“You still remember?”
“I guess I just wanted to know if you missed me.”
“All I needed was my friend.”
“I like your new place.”
“You left!”
“Do you know any jokes?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I’m not supposed to be here.”
“Do I even wanna know?!”
“Take me home… please?”
“Hey just be cool.”
“You have pretty hands.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Sorry I woke you up.”
“It’s about to rain, get inside.”
“So… friends?”
“I’m his/her best friend.”
“I got you, it’s okay. It’s okay.”
“We can leave, you know?”
“Did I interrupt something?”
“I’m trying, okay?”
“OH MY GOD YOUR EYES!!!”
“Why didn’t you ask me instead?”
“Sing to me.”
“What’s my prize?”
“I don’t want to see you anymore.”
“You’re so cute!!!”
“I was trying to protect you.”
“I’ll kill you.”
“And then you laughed.”
“I didn’t know where to go to.”
“I was having a nightmare.”
“I know this song.”
“I need someone to hear me.”
Pre-relationship things for your ships (Based off of real experiences)
Finding excuses to touch each other in little ways {Example: “whoa your hands look so little let’s compare” / “you had something in your hair” / “my hands are so cold feel them”}
Singing with each other when their favorite songs come on the radio and laughing awkwardly when their friends say they sound great together.
One noticing that the other has been having a bad day and giving them a hug to try comforting them.
Throwing stuff (grass, paper, etc.) at each other and laughing until their friends yell “get a room already!”
One slowly becoming more comfortable with physical affection - but only if it’s coming from the other. Anyone else will get slapped.
Sitting a little too close to each other and trying to act casual about it while their friends silently wink at them.
Person A finding out that Person B has a crush on them when A’s best friend tells them that B has been talking to them about their feelings for A on Facebook/email/whatever.
One tracking the other down at lunch and making them accept food that they personally made because they know the other person doesn’t have a lunch that day.
One noticing the other looks sore and offering to work on their shoulders for them.
Constantly insulting each other as a form of affection. When their friends finally ask why they hate each other so much, they immediately laugh, put their arms around each other’s shoulders, and say that they actually don’t hate each other and that they’re actually “offensive soulmates.”
Having a playful flirty argument about the rules of the board game they’re playing. {Example: ”You rigged the dice. You’re such a cheater.” “Why would I rig the dice? That’s your job.”}
One singing karaoke and purposefully choosing a song that they know is meaningful to the other person.
Sitting next to each other on a long bus/car ride and one realizing that they’re actually getting very tired, but it’ll be a cold day in hell before they fall asleep on- oops.
‘Platonically’ and ‘sarcastically’ saying “wow, rude. Love you too, (Name),” after the other teases/insults them.
Sometimes I think back on the time I spent working as a barista, and it seems SO STRANGE to me that “coffee shop AU” has become synonymous with narratives that are low on conflict, high on wholesome romance. During the year I spent working at a coffee shop:
A coworker of mine took a bunch of psychedelics, walked through some strangers’ plate-glass door, and threatened them with a bowie knife, leading to his arrest and imprisonment (and, needless to say, a late opening for the coffee shop that morning).
Another coworker, an ex-military type with a young wife and a new baby, decided to smoke up for the first time ever with two other mutual coworkers, in the back of one of their trucks; and ended up having a three-way with them which ended his marriage.
I had a nervous breakdown, stopped being able to eat food or hold conversations, and ended up sleeping on my coworker’s couch for three weeks before she finally called my parents to come collect me.
Multiple store managers were fired for embezzlement. (Reminder: this was within the space of a single year.)
Yet another coworker, who was seventeen at the time, started dog-sitting for a couple of regulars in their (I’m guessing) early 50s, and ended up in an ongoing creepy and incidentally illegal ~relationship~ with them both.
Various employees discovered, in the course of cleaning the bathrooms: couples fucking in the bathrooms; junkies passed out in the bathrooms; drunks puking in the bathrooms; both adults and children weeping in the bathrooms; a woman bleeding all over the bathroom from a gash in her throat (??); a dude standing in the middle of the bathroom floor and pissing in the opposite direction from the toilet, so that when the employee opened the unlocked door she got piss all over her (????).
The owner of the bridal shop across the street was exposed as both abusive toward her employees and also cooking the books, which led to my coffee shop taking on a couple of untrained and weirdly conservative bridal shop workers for a few months while the bridal shop was shuttered and sold to new owners. Later the larcenous former bridal shop owner came down with some horrible disease which caused her to lose both her hands.
There was a regular universally referred to as “Sketchy Steve,” who came in at 7am for a three-shot latte with room for Seagrams 7, and dealt drugs to all us baristas. I actually, at one point (I cannot believe I was this stupid), went inside Sketchy Steve’s house, and allowed him to spend like half an hour showing me his collection of découpaged outlet plates and also soliciting me for sex while I uncomfortably yet studiously declined.
Right before I started, the store manager had walked off the job in the middle of a shift, and ¾ of the employees had walked out after him. None of them ever returned.
Like, working on the front lines of food service was the most operatically sordid professional experience I have ever had, and one of the most surreal; and it is hilarious to me that THAT, of all jobs, is the one that has come to stand for soft-focus domestic romance in fandom circles.
I would read the fuck out of coffee shop AUs if they were more like this
angsty relationship asks
why? bc i’ve been dying with r76 lately
(this doesn’t have to be necessarily romance-oriented)
do they have a lot of arguments? if so, over what?
who apologizes first? in what way? is it hard for either of them to apologize?
which one has more insecurities? over what?
who gets more riled up? do they show their anger?
how do they hide their pain when they’re upset? do they try to hide their pain?
who tries to make up first? does it work?
would they hate-fuck if they were mad at one another? if they had a falling out?
do they hold grudges? is it hard for them to let go/forgive each other?
is there something big that could potentially tear them apart if it was revealed?
if something already happened to tear them apart, what would make them come back together? is it even possible?
what’s their favorite pass time when they’re upset?
who do they confide in when shit hits the fan (besides each other)?
is it hard for them to talk about their feelings openly with each other? if so, is there any way that can be resolved, even in the slightest?
who grieves more when the other is away?
who misses the other more, or really thinks about them more?
do either of them have a special item (an article of clothing, a necklace, a book) that they use when they miss the other? if so, what is it? what do they do with it (read, wear, look at, smell)?
who cries more? who gets more emotional in general?
do either of them have the other’s stuff lying around their house?
how about teasing? do they tease each other while in a fight (whether it be with themselves or just general teasing)?
do either of them have any vices?
what’s the thing they miss most about each other?
what’s their go-to breakup/angst song?
who’s more jealous?
who is the first to forgive?
what’s the one deal breaker for either of them (lack of communication, fear of commitment, etc)?
who would take longer to let go? do they ever really “let go”?
which is more afraid of confrontation?
who’s the first to distance themselves (if either)?
who’s more patient? is it hard to break that patience?
who’s the first to blame themselves?
who’s more likely to do something out of spite?
who would be the first to say they hate the other? would they mean it?
who worries more?
what scent reminds them of the other?
do they have any regrets (regarding the other, or just in general)?
who’s quicker to walk away if a situation gets heated?
who is more prone to anger?
who cries more in an argument? do either of them cry?
does it take a lot for it to get to the point of yelling?
who sleeps on the couch? can either of them sleep without the other?
who’s more likely to protect the other?
if one of them gets injured, who worries more?
who would be more afraid of the other’s death/harm?
who ends up yelling first? are they always yelling when arguing, or do neither of them yell at all?
who would be more likely to save who?
who stays up at night brooding?
who has more dreams/nightmares about the other?
who comforts who after a bad dream/event?
do they think about each other a lot? does it affect their performance/schoolwork?
if one of them were to come back after a long time, who would come to who? would it go well? would the other person take them back?
Miraculous Ladybug Season 1 Starters
You know the deal. Feel free to change pronouns, words, etc!
“I like your work. It’s awesome. Keep it up!”
“I didn’t just do that! Tell me I didn’t just do that!”
“Now that’s a tragedy.”
“Cats are nothing but trouble.”
“Nice ride, but if I were you, I would have at least made it a convertible.”
“_______, you’re good at annoying people; do your thing!”
“There better be some explosive boots in there or something.”
“I’m the lamest of friends. Lamer than lame!”
“You don’t know me, but FYI, this is like the biggest moment of my life.”
“I know! I know what the bad guys want!”
“But then, he might think we’re following him! Like stalkers! What, me, a stalker? Ha! Although, I would follow him. You know, of course I wouldn’t really stalk him! Oh…who am I kidding?”
“Breaking and entering are grounds for a serious time-out.”
“Would you mind savoring it a little faster?”
“What rock have you been living under?”
“Ooh, swinky…”
“I’m guessing you’re talking about yourself.”
“You should get going. Our identities must remain secret.”
“I will have absolute power!”
“Happy birthday–I mean, have a nice day!”
“You think he’d remember what it was like to be young and wanna party a little.”
“And it better be amazing, and it better not be late!”
“Who just hijacked my mix?!”
“Yeah, if by emergency you mean jealousy.”
“Your…plumbing skill is gonna help us out?”
“You can’t run forever, and when I catch you, I will crush you!”
“Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!”
“Why did I agree to do this again?”
“I…uhhh…dahee…wha…ahh…”
“They took everything away from me!”
“Then? I’ll invite him out for a fruit smoothie at the end of the photo shoot! Then, we’ll get married! Live happily ever after in a beautiful house and have two kids? No, three. And a dog!”
“And now, you have to eat the spaghetti off the floor!”
“Why don’t you pick on someone your own temperature?”
“You just won yourself a cat fight!”
“But I look so good in a swimsuit.”
“Come on, where’s the good stuff?”
“A girl doesn’t need to wear a costume to be amazing, you know.”
“We’ve become very close friends because we have something very special in common.”
“Between you and me, ____ doesn’t even make the top ten.”
“I could have easily stopped that meteorite myself.”
“Forget it, you were right. We’ll never be friends!”
“Because only love can conquer hate.”
“Have you seen some of the ugly sweaters they are forced to wear? It’s appalling.”
“I wonder who you are beneath that strong disguise.”
“Uh, she’s not crying enough.”
“I sound like a total dorkasaurus!”
“So she’s got eyes, arms, legs, big deal!”
“She’s too self-absorbed to think of anyone but herself, much less save the world!”
“Time flies fast when you’re saving the world.”
“He who enters uninvited burglarizes my inner being and steals my life force!”
“So you were biased? Unfair? Totally unjust?!”
“Good luck with your cat popsicle!”
“Hey! I happen to think that _____ is pretty slick.”
“Hey hot stuff, this is ______. I’d ask you on a date to a movie, but I’ve got such a crazy crush on you that the only way I can talk to you without foaming at the mouth is over this stupid phone.”
“I’m sure if she took a little time to get to know me, she would see how much we have in common.”
“You don’t even take love seriously.”
“_____ may annoy me to pieces, but he’s never lied to me.”
“Thanks, Super Dad!”
“You were totally going ballistic. It was so cool!”
“I’m no good with words anyway.”
“Now do you see what I mean about respect?”
“Have I ever told you you turn my world upside down?”
“Nice try, but we know who the bad guy is.”
“Forget it, I’m a disaster zone.”
“You’re a born champion.”
“Pigeons will reign supreme! Power to the pigeons!”
“I can’t wait, my dear pigeon.”
“It’s scandalous, how could you do that?”
“A friend of ____? Ah, you must be kidding!”
“Fancy meeting you here, what a stroke of luck!”
“I was allowed to have one because I won a zoo tap-dancing contest in the Kingdom of _____.”
“Not so fast, my royal pain in the neck!”
“Cooking needs no words.”
“Huh, silly me, you don’t have any taste! I mean, look at that you’re wearing.”
“Haha! Like it spicy?”
“You think you can beat me with a piece of paper?”
“I can’t wait to get home and write a song about soup!”
“Are you tired of having your creative spirit crushed?’”
“I hate dealing with it!”
“That’s not equal at all! Is that how you two work?”
“I got wind that you were being blown away by a hairy situation.”
“Fewer puns, more action!”
“No. Everyone adores me.”
“You’re beautiful and sweet and…you’re perfect and I could never hurt you!”
“I simply cannot bear violence.”
“See what I did? I made a cat joke! Ah! I can be funny.”
“Come on! Seriously? Why is everyone comparing me to ____ tonight?”
“It would have been too…dramatic!”
“Well, it’s only a birthday.”
“You’re no match for me. My neck is bigger than your thigh.”
“Do I see double vision in my future? Or should I say double villain?”
“Responsibility isn’t something to be taken lightly. I should know.”
“You can’t be serious! Over a missing bracelet?”
“If by big you are referring to my rock-hard abs? Well, thanks for noticing!”
“Do I sense a plan?”
“Fabulous…so wickedly fabulous!”
“Isn’t it killer?”
“_____, superhero of _____, defender of the innocent, fighter of all the rights, can’t deal with the pressure?”
“Why, you little perfume ad!”
“Rockin’ riff, baby!”
“Your heart’s gonna roar.”
“Oh no, dude. You’re coming with me. You can’t leave me alone by myself. Uh-uh.”
“Oh, where are you, love of my life?”
“I’m obviously the better looking one.”
“And then there was one.”
“Thanks. I’ve always wanted to smell like…ocean summer breeze?”
“It’s some invisible mystical being. Like a leprechaun.”
“As far as I’m concerned, she doesn’t even exist!”
“How handy.”
“We’re an unstoppable team.”
“Weirdly enough, I think the feeling is mutual.”
“My only loss is my appetite.”
“You know that’s considered stealing.”
Could you do a list of dialog prompts? Can be for any topic
“I can’t believe you talked us into this! Why did you think it would be okay to play with a Ouija board on Halloween night?”
“How would you like to take a day trip to the beach? Maybe a vineyard? A backwaters BBQ joint? Just something to get us out of the house.”
“I love how whenever I’m looking at your tattoos, I always seem to find a new detail that I missed the last time.”
“Beware of the doctors; they’re not here to help you.”
“So what you’re telling me is that you’re a time traveler, and we’ve already had this conversation many, many times because you keep coming back in time to do…what? Save me? That’s impossible.”
“Sorry dude, but I accidentally killed your pet cactus while you were away on vacation.”
“No, you may not call me by a nickname. Learn my full name and how to pronounce it.”
“Bring me mozzarella sticks and a soda and I will literally kiss you. Yes I mean literally literally.”
“Shut up. Don’t scream. Don’t make any noise. There’s something in the kitchen.”
“I told him that I loved you and…well….it didn’t go exactly as planned.”
“Don’t think of it as being abandoned on the side of the highway at night, think of it as an impromptu camping trip from the comfort of our car!”
My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice
interesting method
My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?
I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.
Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.
1-5: Plains and fields
6-8: Forests
9-11: Mountains
12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands
15-17: Farms and towns
18-19: Larger cities
20: Capitals and castles
what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?
then you have a very busy continent
not all of those are d20s though, so you’d have to come up with another method for the other ones
Adjusted for all dice you might have
D20
1-5: Plains and fields
6-8: Forests
9-11: Mountains
12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands
15-17: Farms and towns
18-19: Larger cities
20: Capitals and castles
D12
1-3: Plains and fields
4-6: Forests
7-8: Mountains
9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands
11: Farms and towns
12: Larger cities
D10
1-3: Plains and fields
4-6: Forests
7-8: Mountains
9: Tundras and snow covered lands
10: Farms and towns
D8
1-4: Plains and fields
5-6: Forests
7: Mountains
8: Tundras and snow covered lands
D6
1-3: Plains and fields
4: Forests
5-6: Mountains
D4
1-2: Plains and fields
3: Forests
4: Mountains
Holy shit. Definitely using this.
I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. You’re all bastards and i love you.
Reblogging this for later use.
Reblogged for an easier time finding it for my GM :)
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Crime lord x innocent one AUs? Or something along those lines?
What a wonderful idea :)
I just got the shit beaten out of me over a bad deal and my ass ended on the side of the street, where you just so happened to stumble across. you stared at me for a slick moment, then offered a cigarette and a nice talk.
“I’m relatively new in town and you often stop by the restaurant I work at for brunch, and it honestly took me a long while to notice how tense everyone got when they spotted eyes on you cause apparently you’re some renown drug kingpin? and you kill a lot of people? and I knew absolutely none of this? or else I wouldn’t be chatting you up like a sweet old lady every time I served you instead of watching my every word? dUDE??”
“you made it very clear though that I’m your favorite person to visit at restaurants and honestly I have no idea how I feel about a crime lord having a very clear crush on me cause man,,im jus tryna pay the bills and maybe adopt some more cats..? yeh i dont have time to be dealing with alla that”
I caught sight of some deal going south so I did what any dumbass would do, and stepped in to stop one of them from killing the other. Y'all have some damn anger problems though cause I ended up getting cLOCKED IN THE NOSE BUT JOKES ON U CAUSE sURPRISE I GET ANGRY TOO AND SMACKED THAT RIGHT BACK BUt you started laughing bc apparently some lil thing like me getting angry and violent was not something you were expecting
wha t the fuck is going on there’s a half-dead man on the ground and my nose is gushing blood and somehow this is turning really funny for the both of us because! what the f uck! is happening! and no! i dont want a job???
“I wouldn’t say I’m a criminal per say–more like an accessory to the criminal organization that I sometimes help with money laundering and accounting, but yeah blood? aha no, no. just no.”
“look I understand that with crime stuff there’s gonna be blood and that you’re the boss and everything but seriously, can you wait to beat someone up until I’m gone? I’m just here for accounting advice man idk it’s sorta a phobia?”
“okay I wasn’t actually expecting you to be concerned at all about my feelings but now you’re offering to help guide my way through a sea of bodies in an accidental shoot out without me seeing any of it and…thats actually…kinda sweet”
“who knew a person who just finished killing like ten guys would be offering to hold my hand so gently alrightyyyy aha ur kinda cute”
I kidnapped you for a ransom bc you know this rich prick I’d done business with before and about halfway through of keeping you chained to a chair I realized we lowkey already met before at a party hosted by said rich prick, soyeah……..hey how you doin’
we were also flirting like nonstop that entire night too oops
maybe almost hooked up
okay we had sex, but this totally isn’t personal
……….you seeing anybody?
Ive lived for a very long time, made many deals, built many empires and basically ruled everything i wanted. and yet. no matter how many years have passed and how many mortals have died, i still see you. just you. walking around like you have no care in the world. immortals arent supposed to be like that, theyre not even supposed to exist anymore, and yet here u are…just livin life as you do with ur dumb happy smile and sunshine laugh and beautiful face
and yet my miserable ass is still here, hating you and the world for the fact that i cant breathe a word to any other immortal without stripping away their life span along with my own
and that really fucking sucks sometimes because youre everything i wish i was and something i need but never deserve
au ideas
my homophobic mom pressed me to find a boyfriend, I found your brother but I’m in love with you (f/f) au
i accidentally burned my house and I don’t have anyone else in town so you and your friend invited me to share your apartment au
it was my first day of work at the bakery and when you asked if the pie had banana I said no but in fact had and you’re extremely allergic and now we’re at the hospital au
you were fighting with these guys when I walked drunk into the middle of the fight and ask the guys twice my size fight me au
you hit me with a bat while trying to hit the piñata blindfolded then I grabbed the bat and hit you too au
you thought I didn’t understand your language and started doing mime and I laughed internally for a few minutes until I say I understand au
My Biggest Fanfiction Annoyance
So I’ve seen a lot of posts lately talking about things that irk them in fanfic. (Just to let you know I’m saving them all up and I plan on writing The Most Annoying Fic of All Time!: Killian Jones with his coal black hair and Irish accent, smelling of the sea is one going to trope the shit out a coffee shop where he gets up at 8 and begins his work day in the Enchanted Forest. There he’ll meet a giggling Emma who whines a lot and is a total and complete slob. Just you wait. It’s gonna be fantastic.)
But that’s not why I’m here.
My fanfiction related annoyance?
Seeing people apologizing for reblogging their work.
That meek “shameless reblog! Sorry guys!” and the awkward shuffle away like you are inconveniencing people or annoying them.
You’re not.
You worked hard on that. You spent hours/days/weeks stressing about it and making it right and putting pieces of yourself into it.
Reblog it. Reblog it again. Reblog it AGAIN. (I mean, not all in a row, space it out.)
Reblog that sucker until you feel like you’ve done what you can to promote it and get it out there.
Put a “More works by this author" link on the end like they do in books. I don’t care. I think that’s awesome. And so convenient!
Then come back in a few months and Reblog it AGAIN so people who just came into the fandom can see it too.
People have blacklist and Xkit and tumblr savior for a reason. You can even get it on your phone. We live in the freaking future.
They can block “self-reblog” tags if it really and truly annoys them to see your tiny block of text again, but honestly they probably don’t even notice.
You aren’t promoting a good or a service you are making money with. You aren’t trying to get someone to join your marketing team or buy into your pyramid scheme.
You at just trying to let people see something you worked hard on, that is relevant to their interests, to provide them hours of entertainment FOR FREE, something you took time out of your life and away from your loved ones to give them, and you are trying to sneak it in between the thousands of other posts they’ll see in a day.
It takes fractions of a second for them to scroll past something you put hours of work into.
Reblog your fic and don’t apologize for it. I don’t care if you are the most popular blog in the fandom or if you just joined tumblr and the only people who follow you are porn blogs.
Reblog your fic.
I know it’s kind of a weird feeling to put yourself out there, and you feel like you are being attention seeking, but do it. You ARE being attention seeking because your hard work deserves attention and there are so many people in different time zones, who are busy, who work weird shifts, or can only get on at weird times who don’t get to see your work when they are bombarded by so much other fandom awesomeness.
So give them another chance to see it.
They have the ability to block if they want and you never know who didn’t get to see it and will be grateful you did.