Sanctuary

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

[fanfiction-writer]

What if one of the Winchester brothers was dusted in The Snap. How fast would Thanos be destroyed?

[fanfiction-writer]

It just occured to me: the Lan Clan ALWAYS wear their forehead ribbons, right? All day and (debatably) all night.

So you know what happens when it’s sunny and you wear a t-shirt or a swimsuit and not enough sunscreen? Tan lines.

Lan Clan forehead ribbon tan lines.

[fanfiction-writer]

You know that moment you apply for something and wait excitedly for a response? Well, normally I try not to get excited about that sort of thing. It hurts worde if I get rejected when I allow myself to get excited in the first place.

I made the mistake of getting excited. I got rejected.

[swagexp0]

RESTART 🔁

for a groundhog day au prompt centering around mustang and hughes in the snipers discord server

[fanfiction-writer]

Lord, that thing hurt me. I couldn’t stop reading it, but it hurt so bad. I swear I almost cried several times.

[mikanrulz]

[virtusxcor-archive]

The only time Roy Mustang managed to get a rise out of Olivier Mira Armstrong.

#PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DON’T GIVE THEM ENOUGH CREDIT THO. THEY’RE USING THEIR INACCURATE REPUTATIONS TO DESTROY EVIDENCE AND AVOID SUSPICION. ROY IS WORKING HIS OBNOXIOUS WOMANIZER FACADE. AND OLIVIER IS PLAYING UP THE FALSE ASSUMPTION THAT SHE HATES ALL FORMS OF FEMININITY. AND THEY’RE ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY ELIMINATE ANY TRACE. OF THE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS INFORMATION THAT WAS JUST PASSED. THESE KIDS ARE SMART AS HELL. 

[sparebutton]

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

[mistermustachio]

[fanfiction-writer]

Merry Christmas. A bomb just wxploded in downtown Nashville injuring 3 people. Thanks for that present 2020.

Source 1:

Massive downtown Nashville explosion an 'intentional act', police say

An explosion in downtown Nashville on Christmas morning damaged buildings in the area of Second and Commerce and was felt miles away.

Source 2:

Nashville explosion rocks downtown on Christmas morning, may have been 'intentional,' police say | abc7ny.com

Source 3:

Nashville Explosion Appears Intentional, Authorities Say

An explosion linked to a vehicle sent debris and shattered glass into the city streets, and has injured three people.

[sandersstudies]

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

[sandersstudies]

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

[hoonkus-deactivated20230701]

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

[sandersstudies]

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

[fanfiction-writer]

Remember back when fanfiction.net didn’t have ads? At all? None?

...yeah. Good times. Before the Purge.

[everythingfox]

“Fisherman rescues the little bird and the little bird gets the second chance in life.”

(via)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[cedar-glade]

 This clip is so good

Canada lynx up north is so impressive with how far they can jump with no momentum and we have Lynx rufus down here that can apparently climb cliffs( never have seen it but would like to) 

[mikkeneko]

[fanfiction-writer]

So the little mehanical owl.... Why is it that this tiny, ridiculous, mechanical owl has become the epitome of Greek mythology shows? I love this little Easter Egg.

Also, for once, I actually really like the Greek god Hermes. He’s so often left out of Greek myhology movies and shows.

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[fanfiction-writer]

Yes. Though granted, I was always more of a lurker than a poster. I remember the Castiel-apocolypse for April Fools that one year, the time Tumblr crashed and inspired memes everywhere, the numerous shade of blue changes tumblr’s been through...

Crap. I’m posting not lurking. Halp.

[fanfiction-writer]

YGO Writing Prompt:

Everything is the same, except Seto Kaiba isn’t often in the limelight since Gozaburo Kaiba’s death, Mokuba is. Seto works lowkey as a professional stuntman in films and television when he isn’t pioneering the technological advancements for KaibaCorp. Seto’s totally fine with Mokuba and KaibaCorp taking the credit for his creations because he tinkers as a hobby, his tinkering making his pastime of Duel Monsters a profitable and popular pastime, and his work offers some extra protection for Mokuba.

[fanfiction-writer]

I just realized some of my readers decided they liked my stories so much they went out of their way to make TV Tropes pages for two of them. I’m freaking flailing right now!

Foxfire

The Serpent’s Vow

I’m so freaking excited! I had to step back for a while because work got crazy, but I’m still writing them. And Lord, and I thrilled by my awesome readers. Y’all make writing so much fun.

[stark-tony]

au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time

[legowerewolf]

OH BOY DO I HAVE THE FIC FOR YOU

[fanfiction-writer]

Wow. I don’t think I’ve ever had any of my fics recommended like this before. Awesome!