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I started putting together prices for a commission sheet, and here they are for portraits:
In this semi realistic style-
Full color portrait (face and neck): 20ā¬
Full color portrait (bust): 60ā¬
Full body colored illustration: 70ā¬
Digital paintings-
Full color portrait (face and neck): 40ā¬
Full color portrait (bust): 60ā¬
Full color pet portrait (tricolor): 55ā¬
You can also find me on VGen!
https://vgen.co/Hatchet_Illustrations
My partner and I just finished Baldur's Gate 3 and we accidentally ended up doing a full doomed yuri playthrough, 10/10, they're so in lesbians.
Mon partenaire et moi venons de terminer Baldur's Gate 3 et nous avons accidentellement fait un run entiĆØrement doomed yuri, 10/10, elles sont tellement des amies de Sappho.
The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert
Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).
Your toddler was the Little Art Connoiseur
Stacia Napierkowska in āla danse du Vampireā from Les Vampires, episode 2: La bague qui tue, 1915
The girlies are having a picnic! (inspired by Leonora Carrington's little creatures).
Les filles font un pique-nique! (inspirƩ par les petites crƩatures de Leonora Carrington).
The girlies are having a picnic! (inspired by Leonora Carrington's little creatures).
Les filles font un pique-nique! (inspirƩ par les petites crƩatures de Leonora Carrington).
frolicking with mama :)
ID. a looping gif drawn to look like an ink illustration of a foal prancing in circles around its grazing mother. End ID.
e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
give me two gifs
of critters in clover
then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER
I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
okay but do snakes have 2 dicks, or do they just have (1) pronged/forked dick? i am receiving conflicting accounts; I need RELIABLE snake penis facts.
save me tumblr reptile enthusiasts save me
MOBIUS DICK?????
I hear we're talking about hemipenes
Tumblr did not āGoncharovā Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.
#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not āgoncharovā poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically
I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty
Behold, Dorothea
(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)
I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.
He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"
So Dorothea's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.
please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter
TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO
VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!
If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.
As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.
But let's take a look at the competition:
Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?
A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.
At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.
Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).
Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.
Tylenol is the people's princess.
Tylenol is the people's princess
Tylenol is winning guys!
Elmer is still in second place, but look at this, way over half of the votes for Elmer are just from the same woman:
Also, I agree that Tylenol is really cute, and the name is a very good choice, but please remember that the competition isn't just between Tylenol and Elmer, no there are over 50 other animals competing, I want to draw attention to these four cuties
I mean i quite like my brain, iām really very fond of it i just think itās a design failure that i canāt pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really
we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently
This is brainwashing propaganda
mummies? genus of the zombie family. the two are not taxonomically exclusive groups, educate yourself
Also skeletons by that logic.
A lot of people make this mistake actually! āSkeletonā can refer to any individual member of the family Zombie that has shed its fleshy exoskeleton. Itās just an unlife cycle stage, but because of its distinct appearance we refer to it by a separate common name (similar to how a āblack pantherā is just a colour variant of leopards and jaguars, not a separate species).
Okay, so I think this is a point of confusion.
The term āzombieā is both a technical term, referring to a family, and a common name, referring to a genus.
The family Zombie is a broad, overarching group that includes the genus that many people call zombie (Ghoulus, not to be confused with Ghouli, the unrelated genus of the Ghala family which also includes bogeymen and some ghosts*) as well as the Mummy genus (Pyrima), the spore-zombie genus (Fungan) and a few others.
The colloquial term āZombieā is the common term for the genus Ghoulus, which is in the family Zombie and includes Ghoulus romero (the walking zombie), Ghoulus snydera (the running zombie), and Ghoulus smithi (the vampiric zombie, also called the legendary zombie).
Interestingly, there are several things called āzombiesā that are neither Ghoulus nor Zombie, including the dancing zombie (Jacksoni thrillera), which is more closely related to (although not currently actually in the same family as) clowns.
*Note: the ghosts in the Ghala family are not true ghosts. True ghosts are in the order Spectere, which is entirely unrelated to Ghouli, Ghoulus, Pyrima, and Fungan. Ghala āghostsā are given the common name ghost because of their superficial similarity to true ghosts.
Important note: sometimes youāll see people claiming that zombies are domesticated! They are not! Some zombies can be tamed (like Ghoulus romero), but zombies are wild animals and might hurt you if you approach them! Leave them alone and donāt feed them!
are there any domestic ghosts?
this is a great question! hereās the answer:
the closest to a domesticated ghost we have is the house ghost, Phantome domus (sometimes classified as a distinct subspecies Phantome domus domesticus).
P. domus is interesting because itās like housecats ā they are technically domesticated (scans have shown that the fight-or-flight response, like in domesticated animals, is weaker in P. domus than in related species like P. majestica, the manor ghost, or P. more, the cemetary ghost), but evidence suggests that itās a naturalistic co-evolution rather than an intentional domestication process like with sheep or dogs.
If a house ghost takes up residence in your home, they are completely safe unless treated in an inhumane way. There is a stereotype of house ghosts that they are dangerous or volatile, but this is usually due to confusion with other species, especially the common poltergeist (Sellaruptor vulgaris) or vengeance spirit (Phantome odium).
Ghostbusters remake but theyāre biologists running a catch and release program
I love scientifically explained fantasy. It is so much fun exploring the fantasy world in terms of biological phenomena.
What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubbleā¦ and what if we were both girlsā¦
oc brainrot. is real
You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck
oh my fucking god
