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Sweet Seals For You, Always
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
art blog(derogatory)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
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titsay
if i look back, i am lost
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
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The Bowery Presents
Discoholic 🪩
#extradirty
oozey mess
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@fanon-fodder
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Cyrus Achard, a knight who’s only goal is to remain loyal to his dead Duke, and by extension the dukes daughter, Sybilla
Chef kiss
Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys.
BIBLIOBURRO
i think it’s really important that everyone knows that this man (Luis Soriano) has his own children’s books
and the donkeys are called Alfa and Beto, by the way. if you even care
before I left for work today I on a whim pulled a random tarot card and I got death which is a positive card in general but it also made me laugh because I asked the cards "What's my work shift at the funeral home gonna be like today?" And I got death. Like yes ha ha you guys are hilarious. Making me pull that very on the nose card. Yes, death will be there it will be death-like at the funeral home. very funny
ok but DID I come back wrong, or did you build up an idealized version of me in your head that was easy to love while I was dead? but now that I'm real and alive and complicated again, you resent me for not being as simple and compliant as a mere memory?
do you resent me for coming back "wrong," or for coming back at all?
The Clone Wars has me in its clutches.
“Cats don’t actually love you”
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court
kaiba made it real weird real fast but yami kept him in line
im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh
“kaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruh”
Kaiba is living alone in his own separate more intensely anime universe than everyone else
Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.
Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:
I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.
me when im a flea
@ourlxdyofsorrows so ur really just gonna leave that here with no elaboration huh
Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce
c'mon man this is like the third time I've had to go into a trusted comrade's mental fortress and had to walk through like four consecutive rooms worth of torturing me sexually in leather outfits can I get someone normal for once?
I just want ONE party member that isn't fantasizing about trapping my soul in a piece of jewelry and wearing it forever. One. Is that so much to ask?
everyone please respect how tumbler user "pokeballvictim" would like to not be trapped in a small object and carried around on someone's person
this is so funny, average yankee behaviour
Some rich guy in a power suit carrying the cross with support wheels is a perfect metaphor for the entire cult that is the evangelical church
Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry
Watching deep space nine
