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[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[homerfan1738]

[taxeduptrotter]

Enjoy your egg on toast!

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[rambrandt-the-painter]

My day gecko...

This is me *points*

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I think she can sticking to smooth surfaces

[taxeduptrotter]

Eyes away from the tv glow

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[feisar]

[despazito]

Staying at your parents place and listening to the news networks they blast through the house

[gaystation4]

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[pangur-and-grim]

she’s happy that I’m back!

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m letting her read everything you say

[sheherlockholmes]

pet play but its with insects

[sheherlockholmes]

oh yeah baby youre my sexy little deer fly

[sheherlockholmes]

[gothgatorgirl]

Whatever. Cum my scarab.

[glowcowboy]

i don’t know. i’m barely a person. i just want to be kind and hold someone’s hand. eat an ice cream cone. stare at the lake. feel the sun on my skin. lay in the grass. run through a sprinkler. it’s so easy to forget life is supposed to feel like a deep breath and not a gasp

[badassdemonsword]

Hey... we heard you have bug mush. Its been 10 minutes since we had any bug mush

[pjackk]

Are the rumors true, Pjack?

Yes i have been fingering myself until my body shuts down