Just my blog :) (He/Him)

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[playthings2007]

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

[punkitt-is-here]

my fit :D

[relelvance]

[anjomecanico]

Start commenting "not all men" in posts saying something positive about men

[animentality]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[bunniope]

when i die i hope to leave some manner of amazing digital carcass behind

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[xiu-xii]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[relelvance]

Interview with a vampire

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

[thefirstimpact]

[dogpuppy]

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[vedurnan-archive]