Dorian Electra - Weenie Person (Official Video)

artist fka shitney poostain | any/all

[blackmewquest]

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[skittypilled]

[g0blinwitch]

[oceantoyz]

[drearyhours]

>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

[txttletale]

inveting a new type of steel called Stainful Steel. allkinds of fuckin colours and slops will stick to this bad boy

[txttletale]

when you use a stainful steel knife it is basically 90% meat juices by weight before it even touches the delicious ribeye steajk. i expect to sell this idea for 100 dollars

[txttletale]

everyone stop casting iron at me im goingto run out of counterspells

[stagshield]

why thank you for the alphabet soup!

wait.... what's that? some of these letters seem to have formed a word. is this some kind of code?

do you see that? that! there! the word fax...

oh, i have got to find a fax machine!!

(runs hand across the keys)

this seems to just be a normal fax machine.

.

.

.

i think i know what i have to do

don't worry little fax machine....

this won't hurt

much

.

*CRASH*

he's... he's gone. but his death will not be in vain,, it was for a purpose. for the greater good.

.

what's in there?

a folded sheet of paper??

well let's unfold it i guess....

blank again?

oh the other side... of course!

🪄HAPPY THURSDAY TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS🪄

[notvoid]

[stagshield]

why thank you for the alphabet soup!

wait.... what's that? some of these letters seem to have formed a word. is this some kind of code?

do you see that? that! there! the word fax...

oh, i have got to find a fax machine!!

(runs hand across the keys)

this seems to just be a normal fax machine.

.

.

.

i think i know what i have to do

don't worry little fax machine....

this won't hurt

much

.

*CRASH*

he's... he's gone. but his death will not be in vain,, it was for a purpose. for the greater good.

.

what's in there?

a folded sheet of paper??

well let's unfold it i guess....

blank again?

oh the other side... of course!

🪄HAPPY THURSDAY TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS🪄

[farlala]

me when i’m a spy named dev estated and my current fabricated identity is named soph vine but my cover is blown as soon as i try to introduce myself to somebody

[stagshield]

why thank you for the alphabet soup!

wait.... what's that? some of these letters seem to have formed a word. is this some kind of code?

do you see that? that! there! the word fax...

oh, i have got to find a fax machine!!

(runs hand across the keys)

this seems to just be a normal fax machine.

.

.

.

i think i know what i have to do

don't worry little fax machine....

this won't hurt

much

.

*CRASH*

he's... he's gone. but his death will not be in vain,, it was for a purpose. for the greater good.

.

what's in there?

a folded sheet of paper??

well let's unfold it i guess....

blank again?

oh the other side... of course!

🪄HAPPY THURSDAY TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS🪄

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[oceantoyz]

[yiffmaster]

26 year old twinks in truck stops

[unawakening-float07]

54 year old married straight truck drivers

[smegmafactory]

Your 43 year old family dentist

[retarde]

my 36 year old ass

[madderhatter]

[cali]

fuck all life tho we stay chill. and ever resilient as we face this challenging future

[farlala]

me when i’m a spy named dev estated and my current fabricated identity is named soph vine but my cover is blown as soon as i try to introduce myself to somebody

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet