[pangur-and-grim]

she’s so important

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay

[orcboxer]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

[eszlelesihezag]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[minitrue-official]

Rectify Comrade Dylan report ref malreports Minitrue.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Sloppy Dangle's Drive-By Damnation

[fluentisonus]

no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style

[nanoraydx]

Robber 1: 500 lbs, 2 ft tall, likes crang from ninja turtles

Robber 2: 400 lbs, 3 ft tall, extremely fast

Robber 3: 300 lbs, 4 ft tall, plays CoD

Robber 4: 200 lbs, 5 ft tall, can only uppercut

Robber 5: 100 lbs, 6 ft tall, cannot bend down

Robber 6: 50 lbs, 7 ft tall, scared of bugs

Robber 7: 16oz, 8 ft tall, can see through walls

All 7 robbers are working together to pull off a bank heist. With their stats in mind, what’s the optimal mission

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[thoodleoo]

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

[treecitysessions]

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[fourteen--steps]

Me molding my life

[crimson-constellations]

this takes place early in zuko’s reign while he’s still trying to figure out what’s the person he needs to be for his people and sokka really goes there and says “they don’t need you do be anything but yourself”

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

fuck my stupid baka life I should have been a male black widow backflipping into death via wild cannibalistic sexual behavior

[moonlithorror]

@pangur-and-grim

[pangur-and-grim]

I wonder if they'll make me change this opening

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[badassdemonsword]

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[angelicguy]

trolly problem is soo easy. kill the one guy instead of the three guys. thats three more people to work at my sandwich shop PJ Crustlys

[yaycollie]

oh yeah I just realized you can actually extort more money out of those 3 people than you can out of one person, the one person is probably a ceo that you can kill anyways

[angelicguy]

Nope we actually treat our employees hella well with daily free sandwiches not to exceed $20 and monthly PJ Breakz which can include spa days or go karts

[skinnypig2]

Xbox Boss Praises Elder Scrolls 6 As Bethesda Devs Protest Outside

The newly appointed Xbox CEO posted on social media that the upcoming RPG looks 'incredible'