The Human Experience

Real things that happen to me and others. If you have questions or need to talk to someone I'm here, message me or feel free to AMA.

[number1junglistbadman]

[boy-so-pale]

[excima]

Oh my fucking god

[puthy]

ME

[surprisebitch]

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

[instagramchild-blog]

Y'all mind if I praise God real quick ?

[highkeygay]

girlfriends on colorism

[caliphorniaqueen]

this show was so good

[onlyblackgirl]

Show was life.

[sodhya-deactivated20181218]

He is the grandma from Moana

[slimeandspice]

i’m crying look

[saltycrispy]

This isn’t a real animal

[997]

[jehovahhthickness]

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

[jehovahhthickness]

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

[bill-jimbersons-funhouse]

I gotta have this at my funeral…..I’m so excited to die now!

[typeshitdontforget]

The family sick

[ifgodwasagemini]

damn. and it’s really a sad occasion too. they in the back sobbing and shit

[earthstory]

Extremely excited Dog, St. Peter’s Pool, Malta

[games-frontier]

Source

[taikova]

rainy evening

[showtimechamaco]

I was at Disneyland yesterday and when I walked into the Princess Fantasy Faire I welled up with tears as I witnessed a magical moment with the newest princess Elena of Avalor speaking in full Spanish to a small princess visiting from Latin America.

Representation matters.

[pink-blue-rose]

Oooh she’s so pretty 😍

[progressoftomorrow-deactivated2]

Me: crying at this beautiful magical moment…

Also me: I don’t understand what is being said except zapatos. They are talking about shoes and I’m crying again.

[showtimechamaco]

I guess I should’ve translated for the non-Spanish speakers. Elena: “Your shoes are so sparkly! You know my grandmother always says a princess needs something sparkly so everyone knows that you are a princess and look; you have your crown, your dress and your shoes. Everything is so beautiful!”

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

[adrianricker]

I love drawing cute scenes.

[lochichichi]

I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing.

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

[polishhammer83]

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

[iamnotlanuk]

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

[celestialmechanic]

🎶It’s not unusual to get fucked by anyone~🎶

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[writing-prompt-s]

You accidentally crack a lifesized statue and see something inside. Later you open your door to see someone half covered in marble thanking you for rescuing them

[writing-prompt-s]

You call an Uber and the car looks strangely familiar. When you open the door you see your pet rabbit at the wheel, “there’s a lot you don’t know. Don’t question it”