THE TIME YOU ENJOY WASTING IS NOT WASTED TIME

Used to be Simmons-in-the-TARDIS, now FasterThanTheElevator or El for short ~ 30's ~ She/Her ~ Asexual as fuck ~ Icon by the lovely @annathenewt ~ header by @sleepymccoy!

[loth-caatgirl]

[beardedmrbean]

[redstonedust]

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[sheishine]

HINEZ - Sea Creatures and Their Precious Pets

Sofy sculptures by Hiné Mizushima.

The prints are available in my Etsy shop! 

ほぼA4ポスターは Etsyショップで扱っています

[kleine-snowdrop]

I've been having a lot of feelings about Reg Shoe since finishing Night Watch and this moment from Reaper Man just was begging to be stitched.

[louisegluckpdf]

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

[beggars-opera]

I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -

[panicedgannet]

Six feet is still more than enough for a grave.

[beggars-opera]

Hi, that is the most metal addition you could have possibly made to this post

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[silicon-nodule]

Did a little bit of painting today

[wonkyfaint]

what can't women do when we decide to do it together

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[idontwanttoboldlygo]

Rocky (Project Hail Mary) and Spock come from the same solar system????

My 2 favourite little sciency alien guys are neighbours???

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?

[the-haiku-bot]

Rocky (Project Hail

Mary) and Spock come from the

same solar system????

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ess-jay-oh]

🚨Safety Alert Australia

If you rely on a hidden phone for your safety, be aware that Australia’s new emergency warning system, AusAlert, can send alerts that override silent and “Do Not Disturb” settings.

If safe to do so, turn off any hidden device before the scheduled test and only switch it back on after the test period has ended.

A national test alert will be sent at 2pm (AEST) on 27 July 2026.

[freakytikigifs]

Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY

[pansylair]

Some more ceramic critters from earlier in the spring! A few more posts and I'll finally, briefly, be caught up on the sold work backlog 😅