The Lolball's Corner

Dabbler in many things trying to find My Thing.  I'm a veterinary technician with quite a zoo of my own.  I also travel to anime and comic conventions where I sell my husband's (Radiant Grey) artwork and get to meet awesome people.

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[bunnynest]

take them i have plenty more

[vergak]

They are so shaped

[eliteknightarmor]

one of the animals ever for sure

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[jamscandraw]

[Image ID: A digital illustration Taako and Kravitz from The Adventure Zone. Kravitz is a humanoid man with dark skin, slightly pointed ears, red eyes and hair in dark brown twists. He is holding his scythe, which has a sprig of mistletoe tied to the end above his head. Taako is an elf with brown skin, long pointed ears and along blonde braid that fades to pink. Both of them are dressed in winter clothing and embracing beneath the mistletoe as they gaze at each other tenderly. Behind them, snow falls in the night sky. End ID]

Joyous Candlenights to all! Here’s my gift for the TAZ Candlenights Exchange for @sisterlich who requested some Taakitz fluff - I hope you like it, this is literally my first time ever drawing Kravitz :’D Thank you to @kravalicious for organising this event!

[fatedshadows]

I know that if I got up early enough to enjoy some coffee, write a little bit, maybe even go for a walk before I have to leave for work would drastically improve my overall sense of the day.  Why does this knowledge not help me get out of bed and just Do The Thing?  Because I am about to start a 5 day work week and I already see this not happening, no matter how much I like to imagine that it would.

[shiraglassman]

Watch Aviva, bisexual kitchen superstar and royal mistress, and Isaac, the palace wizard, try to invent the perfect gluten-free challah in this comic written by me and drawn by theloserfish on commission.

This is a background moment from the fluffy lgbtq fantasy book A Harvest of Ripe Figs. If you were wondering what kinds of work it took to create that gluten-free challah Aviva brings to Shabbat in the middle of the book, read on!

Transcript: Queen Shulamit gets sick if she eats gluten, so on Friday nights when everyone else is eating challah bread, she has to go without. Luckily, her partner Aviva is also her personal palace chef! Aviva has figured out how to make dough from wheatless flours, like chick pea and sorghum, but she can’t make them pull into long strands like wheat dough does. Modern chefs use xanthan gum to make gluten-free dough pull, but Aviva’s in a fairy-tale setting so she’ll have to get magical help. Can Isaac, the palace wizard, save the day?

Panel 1: Dough has expanded into tentacles, attacking Isaac. Aviva’s giggling.

Panel 2: Isaac is on the floor, covering his head. The dough is splatted onto Aviva now.

Panel 3: The dough turned into butterflies. Isaac says “so that’s what that spell does…”

Panel 4: The dough is mirroring Isaac’s hands. Aviva says “That’s just creepy!”

Panel 5: caption says “Perfect gluten-free challah!” while the two ladies kiss in front of it.

[pastaslutswordlesbianleslie-dea]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[shiraglassman]

this reaction made me smile <3

[pastaslutswordlesbianleslie-dea]

i never see jewish lgbt stuff i am a jewish lgbt stuff so this makes me insanely happy

[ironic-flute]

“I am a Jewish LGBT stuff” literally me

[tatterdemalionamberite]

Also? As someone with a gluten sensitivity (which is more common among Jews!) this legit made me tear up. It’s so weird to see my dietary needs treated as anything but the butt of a joke, and it’s so tough for kids growing up with different food needs. This is so important.

[cameoappearance]

I’m mainly here for the amazing feats of bread wizardry

[shiraglassman]

I am pleased to report that this post is now out of Tumblr Jail, after an appeal. I’m not sure I even want to know what part of which picture initially displeased the demented bots, but anyway, it’s back to being Marked Okay. Phew!

[gwenfrankenstien]

queer jew with dietary restrictions auto-reblog

[jewishtransdyke]

I’ve read these novels and they’re fucking great.

[asymbina]

These novels are a treasure, just as the author is ❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜💙💙💙💙

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

And just like this adorable comic is!

[alyssumlovesthecosmere]

Ahhhh this is beautiful

[papergyroscope]

Oh I loved the second mango!!! I thought I recognized those names!!!

Read the mangoverse series

[brobindragon-is-rebloggin]

Oh, this is a lovely to see

[witchlenore]

How cute!!!

[shiraglassman]

A Harvest of Ripe Figs is finally on Gumroad as a $4 pdf

[raphaels-ozymandias]

:0 I’ll have to check this story out!

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[kaijuno]

Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

[ferventvervet]

but why would you hide this in the tags though

[babyanimalgifs]

Turtle enjoying a nice morning stretch 

(via)

[nuka-rockit]

the bible but its retold in memes

[nuka-rockit]

“if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said

“all women are queensssss” the serpent hissed into Eve’s ear

[nuka-rockit]

HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes

“This bitch sentient. YEET”

[nuka-rockit]

Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine

“take a sip babes, for this is my blood”

[zombiebrainsoup]

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

[blue-fluffy-dragon]

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

[alleenickel]

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”

[quinintheclouds]

And He told His followers about the Promised Land:

Moses commanded the red sea in the name of God, “Move, I’m gay.”

And the Lord spoke to his disciples, “Take, cronch. This is my body, given for you.” Then, lifting the wine, Jesus cracked open a cold one with the boys.

The blind man was made to see by Jesus’ hand, and he looked up in awe. “I’d like to thank not only God but also Jesus.”

The Pharaoh of Egypt would not relent, for he was the sand guardian, guardian of the sand, and the Israelites quivered before him.

Tied up and helpless, Samson’s wig was snatched.

On the third day, Jesus rose again. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

“PSA: here are the new Commandments, thank you for coming to my TED talk.”

“Um OP literally created the world and everything in it but go off I guess”

Witnessing Jesus walking on water, the disciples were in awe: “Oh, my God — He on x-games mode”

Jesus, bound to the cross, spoke thusly:

[fluidityandgiggles]

David: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Jonathan: Bro it’s just a dream

David: Gay, I wouldn’t fuck you

Jonathan: You wouldn’t?

David: I mean, unless you want to…

[vetmedirl]

If you guys rewrite the Bible in memes I will put them in hotels someone please make this happen

[tyeballew]

I! AM! CRYINGGG !!!!!!

[ezrile]

Does this mean you're married?

[fatedshadows]

I did a thing!

[mochmint]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[daydream-queer-deactivated20200]

timmy: my loneliness is killing me

tommy: ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦ

timmy: i must confess, i still believe

tommy: ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉ

[kaylizle]

[jollyrogergay]

i love the quiet de-gendering of animal crossing. you can change your gender at any time and it does pretty much nothing. it’s not even called gender, it’s just called style. the villager dialogue boxes arent color-coded blue and pink anymore. shopkeepers dont comment if you buy the “wrong” gender of clothing like they did before. your character’s pronouns are rarely used, maybe not used at all? it’s great

[roboticutie]

The default pronouns for villagers to talk about you to each other and other residents of your island are they/them. It’s delightful!

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[delphinidin4]

alysontabbitha on IG

[nerdygaykitten-deactivated20210]