He Put The Yee In My Haw

Absolutely a side blog dedicated to horny rants, shitposting, and thoughts >>>>> 29•MDNI•

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K wait, I know I said Tifa x Cloud shipper but she actually looks really good with Vincent Valentine too.

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CEO of having 50 million blogs

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When you reblog from one of those porn blogs and they hit your messages with "Hi"

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It doesn't even matter bc the voices in my head are obvi my biggest supporters

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Talk me through it. I need that. For my mental health.

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I have an oral fixation so you know the head is good.

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Sleepy sexx >>>>>

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I have a side blog for every little interest. Is that not normal?????

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Imma southern sweet tea with a lil lemon wedge on the glass kinda gal, ya know?

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Sorry not sorry, I’m a Tifa x Cloud shipper.

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Do not underestimate my ability to nerd the fuck out

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I’m like if a girl were one of those pretty seashells being pushed back and forth by the waves on the bottom of the ocean floor.

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“Children????” I ask, horrified that someone would ask such a thing, as if my peers aren’t on their third child and live in a gorgeous home they own.

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Need a lil picnic date with the girls drinking fresh squeezed juice and eating fruit or something

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God you’re so fucking cute when you passionately ramble about the things you love. ❤︎

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Just blogging into the void ★彡