José Saramago Stan Account

[fauxclore]

genuinely considering replacing all written essays and exams with an 80-day around-the-world race filled with puzzles and physical challenges as my classes' new evaluation method against AI laziness

[leavesofgas]

[fauxclore]

"Aura farmed by my own son's burrito" sounds like a good Chuck Tingle short story.

[fauxclore]

Having an online consult with my therapist and hearing her pen going HAM on paper while I'm describing my normal teenage feels worse than telling your best joke to someone who already knows it.

[capacity2]

I didn’t wanna say anything on the post and be the party pooper but that old man who posts the music he makes with captions like “they said I was too old to make electronic music bc I’m 60” kind of annoyed me bc like all of the greats are 60 right now…. Like they were 20 in the 90s inventing shit people are still catching up to. So who tf told him he’s too old ? Stop making shit up!!! Aphex twin is about to be 60 so is Roni size and ltj bukem and moodymann is like actually 60. Just being a drama queen for nothing and the music was mid on top of it all like girl… take that shit somewhere else before I say something

[fauxclore]

We need an alternative for that comic about the degradation of fanbases when "normies" get into them, but without the /b/ connotations of the whole thing.

Because I actually agree that nothing truly torpedoes a small movement more than mainstream success. Some people don't know how to deal with fame, and other people don't know how to respect the history of things.

In fact, history should be taught both as a remembrance of the past and as a set of practices of respect, in almost a ritualistic way, so as to instill the methodologies of digging into something before coming to conclusions about what that something is.

[fauxclore]

Getting rid of OneDrive and moving all my storage to a new, EU-based hosting service is like being introduced to mineral water after drinking satan's urine for 10 years.

[fauxclore]

If someone has the home number of whoever designed the Launchpad Pro's fader system, HMU, I have a few notes.

[fauxclore]

If I have to read another AI written slop essay from a masters student, the police will have to pry Sam Altmans neck from my vice-like, rigor mortis, hate-zombie hands with a chainsaw.

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[homunculus-argument]

Libraries are sneaky, because once you go in, it's soo easy to get a library card, and once you have one, you can pretty much grab one of everything of all the stuff they have there with no consequence, and take it home. But then once you're home and you've read all the stuff you'll have to go back to the library to return the stuff, and once you're at the library again, you're at the library again, so might as well pop in to see what they got, and then you're hauling half their shit home again, and then you'll need to return to the library to return them, so you're at the library again

And the next thing you know you've read 3000 books, your crops are clear and your skin is watered, an angel descents from the heaven to suck your dick twice a week, and also you've got some books to return so you've got a perfectly valid reason to go pop in to the library. Just a little bit.

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[mostro-rotto]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

[dduane]

An always-reblog. 😄

[imviotrash]

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[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[pmamtraveller]

Andrea Salvatori - You're Inside My Head

[artsekey]

reblog to microwave them faster

[artsekey]

the speed of 20 reblogs... what could 100 do...