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Devin - OH SNAP I'M 28 - they/she/he - Gendeerfluid - Huge Loser

[bewbin]

when I die my kids will inherit my schtick

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[sacred-portal]

[depsidase]

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

it was clickhole my bad

[cosmonautroger]

[mollyjames]

> trades my imperfect flesh for the immortality of the machine

> rusts

[vaporevon]

im a lil high and i have cilantro soap questions

if cilantro tastes like soap to some people why is it such an uncommon soap scent? I feel like things that taste like soap should be soap

before soap existed what did the soap gene cavemen say cilantrussy. hang on i have to stop this mid sentence because my phone autocorrected cilantro to cilantrussy which means i have previously typed that word out enough for my phone to think it’s a word and more of a word than cilantro. i have some inward reflection to do.

[pointnclick]

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

[memorycycle]

horniest post on this app

[analogseeker]

[meltielyn]

[fluttershywheresheshouldntbe]

Hanging out with Fluttermop

[identifying-cleaning-products]

Rubbermaid® 60" Invader Side Gate Wood Mop Handle, Yellow - FGH116000000

Microfiber Kentucky Mop Loop/Taped Pink

[fluttershywheresheshouldntbe]

Huh

[evilwizard]

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

[evilwizard]

YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS

WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

[aggressiveslothnoises]

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

[evilwizard]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pookam]

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

[ferronnuff]

what the wasp in the corner of my room sees in its final moments

[weirdness-is-good]

[lachonk]

Imagine if a hog saw this

[lachonk]

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[empress-of-dark2005]