this is fine!

eliza - wish i never learned how to read

[thundergrace]

The only way to talk to these people.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

[fax-mach1n3]

why aren't there diving boards in parking lots??? PAY ATTENTION

[frodothefair]

Ernest Hemingway, Islands in the Stream

[json-derulo]

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[kronkk]

happy good friday

[the-punforgiven]

Strip poker at the knights order sucks ass this shit takes forever and we're running out of space on the table

Guy next to me took off one bessagew and you can't even see their face but you can feel their smug-ass grin beneath it

[loth-caatgirl]

[pemguims]

sports has everything you could possibly want honestly. found family. forced family. divorced family. enemies to lovers. lovers to strangers. good overcoming evil. evil winning it all. broken dreams. dreams come true. and most importantly. bloody face injuries. who said that

[scramratz]

[winewaythaka]

trying to explain the tlt relationships to people is like. okay so jesus is in love with a genocide baby haunted by mother mary in a sword and mother mary had an affair with the angel gabriel and also stole a sperm from god with a capital G by having his angels have a threesome with him and also lesbian cain and abel are there and cain is in love with the genocide and sort of abel too. on the normaler side we have the don quixote girl who is in a pride and prejudice situationship with a librarian and his guard dog

[minniestronni]

Don't forget, the genocide baby is in a love triangle with jesus and the holy ghost, who is also haunting her.

[nishione]

[galextruther]

2026 olympic hockey team canada x incorrect news articles

[secretceremonials]

out: Cassandra of Troy speaking in mysterious metaphors and oracle verse

in: Cassandra of Troy talking like uncle Colm from Derry girls so she’s so boring that nobody takes anything in

[smolandweirdwriter]

im sobbing op

[unfortunatelytheflyers]

he is so loved

[synergy27]

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[showgirlshawn]

Me at 35: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[avenger-nerd-mom]

Me at 51: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

[kosmogrl]

[ilyamybb]

Hollanov textposts pt. 7

1 2 3 4 5 6

[donttesme]

[winewaythaka]

trying to explain the tlt relationships to people is like. okay so jesus is in love with a genocide baby haunted by mother mary in a sword and mother mary had an affair with the angel gabriel and also stole a sperm from god with a capital G by having his angels have a threesome with him and also lesbian cain and abel are there and cain is in love with the genocide and sort of abel too. on the normaler side we have the don quixote girl who is in a pride and prejudice situationship with a librarian and his guard dog

[donotboneme]