madlad

I'm basically a goat with underwear: hard to look away from, over dressed, loud, and basically a kid.

[beelzeblogging]

[princesstigerbelle]

“NO YOU REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE..” Cat Edition In Six Photos

[princesstigerbelle]

“EXCEPT FOR THIS MIRACULOUS GiFT”

[princesstigerbelle]

@elk-ken It has been done!!!

[ladyvean]

Wholesome post.

Cats in boxes is never not funny.

[hxasinthus]

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

[holisticfansstuff]

Tags via @aziraphalesbian

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

Please no this is how French happened

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[missielynne]

this speaks to me.

[permanentlyinactive-deactivated]

Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.

[renaissancerogue]

My life

[ohheymarshmallow]

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

[saranghaessa]

AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

This is basically how I live my entire life.

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

[airfare-included]

Okay but I’m pretty sure they changed the word “juice” to “goose” and I’m 100% living for this.

[batneko]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[reyairia]

can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.

[dancing-coyote]

Please. A transcription would be nice.

[gemstone-enemas]

caption:

“…to justify attacks against us in that park. When they come you’re going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group of—” [crowd goes wild with laughter and inaudible shouts]

[classiestlassie]

Now with transcript!

[strawberry-crocodile]

Zillenial things

Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite

Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2

Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them

Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman

Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class

Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops

Pictochat

Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

[emeraldmercury]

1994-2002 generation put your hands up

[redtearstonering]

do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention

[redtearstonering]

i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck

[atiredhedgehog]

The current queen of england is literally named Elizabeth II

[bunniope]

monarchs dont count as people

[fazbearsnack]

I'm too committal. If I am going to cut my hair into a bob, then I am gonna do it that weekend. If I love you, I'm gonna go ring shopping ASAP. If I am gonna crash your car into the bridge, I'm gonna let it burn, ya know???

[recommend]

Artist Turns Keanu Reeves Into All Your Favorite Disney Princes

[ledejavu]

prego

[boredaffffff-deactivated2019102]

The worst thing you can do to my aspie ass is to make me be in a class full of kids that yelling without my headphones….

[myspiceiscinnamon-deactivated20]

to parents of autistic children,

you have to give us time to process.

you have to give us time to process.

you have to give us time to process.

[authumor]

[g8z]

Echolalia or a vocal stim?

Did you hear it, and unintentionally repeat it? Or rather, did hear it and get an urge so intense you had to repeat it? You are experiencing echolalia.

Do you say it because it feels good in your mouth, or you find it soothing/comforting/satisfying to say? You are experiencing a vocal stim.

Feel free to add on!

[awobos]

Me yesterday during a job interview… aced it though. Glad to know I’m still able to act neurotypical when really needed

[jac0b-h0lmes]

Autism problems

Stuttering when talking because you talk really fast but you can’t find the words to what you want to say. Or getting stuck repeating the same word over and over again because you lost track of your sentence.