just a normal cat

Mittens, 2 1/2 years old, yarn enthusiast...I mean, meow.

[shitpost-doggo]

415!!!!!!!! So close!!!!

[fbi-catto]

I'm still at 12, you lucky dog.

[cutekittengif]

[fbi-catto]

I remember when my momma cat would do this to me and my sisters.

[shitpost-doggo]

Y’all should give me a name. Like I’m just doggo rn. I want a personal identity, gender of names doesn’t matter

[chief-admin-tomas-mcdowell]

Hades. Or Cerberus

[shitpost-doggo]

Maybe, I got a couple good ones in the comments.

[cheesecakesister]

You know Cerberus just means spot in Greek right?

[shitpost-doggo]

Yes, I know. However, I wanna give consideration to all possible suggestions d

[the-t-rex-who-ate-the-cabbage]

yeeeeee! I got ten names for you dear @fbidoggo you precious thing

Does any of ‘em sound good?

Blaze

Maximus

Kipper

Comet

Prancer

Dixen

Felix

Dost (it’s hindi for Friend, haha)

Andromeda

Knight

Aaand special mention :: Pepper (My doggo’s name)

p.s. excuse me for going a bit overboard with the suggestions 😅

[shitpost-doggo]

No problem dude! The more names the better

[sylveonnesmuses]

How about Grim, that’s my dog’s name

Or Daisy, that’s Grim’s dog’s name

[shitpost-doggo]

Oooh, idk man. But I gotta lot o options

[fbi-catto]

I'm still gonna call you buddy, no matter what name you end up with, you know.

[daiseokkie-deactivated20190730]

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

[leha314-deactivated20190122]

🙄☺️🔍👀👌 yeah

[hiiw]

😂☘️😎👍✌️ sure

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

🤷🏼‍♀️😬🤭🙄👩🏼‍🏭

[fbi-catto]

🎹🎶:-|🤔😘

[fbi-agent-anderson]

Why don't you start some fires? It's so fun

NOT WHEN I’M THE ONE STUCK DOING THE PAPERWORK FOR THEM

[diana-the-fbi-agent]

Burn the paper work

[kaind15]

burn the paper for the paperwork then you don’t have to do it

[fbi-agent-anderson]

Then I have the paperwork for both another fire AND the lost paperwork.

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

duck tape your co-workers to their desks so that they don’t start fires

[fbi-agent-anderson]

… that may work.

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

Yeah it will, now-

wait what are you doing with that,

wAIT NOT ME-

[fbi-agent-anderson]

C’mon Ed someone’s gotta be an example. It should probably keep you out of any more dire situations as well.

[fbi-agent-peterson]

What the hell is with us and setting fires

[fbi-agent-anderson]

No clue. I still have no idea how any of us were hired in the first place.

[fbi-catto]

Last fire we had, I lost two yarn balls

[yourfriendlyfbiagent]

I have a conspiracy theory. Does anyone want to hear it?

[fbi-meagan]

Aw yiss

[yourfriendlyfbiagent]

Theory: Duolingo is evil. Learning languages is good, but Duolingo is evil.

[fbi-meagan]

I…what?

[yourfriendlyfbiagent]

Duolingo has a twisted way of thinking what I should learn in Korean. Wtf is “child milk”

[fbi-meagan]

Ok, I don’t know what you’re talking about, but what in sacred sacrifice is child milk

[yourfriendlyfbiagent]

THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 

[fbi-meagan]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[yourfriendlyfbiagent]

Duolingo = Evil corporation we need to monitor because they’re selling and advertising child milk

[fbi-meagan]

Shit we need to warn the others

[yourfriendlyfbiagent]

………..Do you think we should get the NSA involved as well, or just stick to our people?

[fbi-meagan]

Everyone

[yourfriendlyfbiagent]

@nsa-agent-tomas @fbi-agent-anderson @fbi-agent-cain @the-fbi-intern @fws-agent-b Fbi Meagan!! ALERT MORE PEOPLE! I can’t remember everyone!!

[fbi-meagan]

@ex-fbi-agent @fbi-agent-doggo and the other dogs. And the cat. I can’t remember their urls D:

[fbi-agent-doggo]

@fbi-agent-watching-you TAG THE OTHERS THIS IS INSANE

[fbi-catto]

*screams and hides the yarn balls*

[fbi-agent-doggo]

Everyone keeps not tagging me in FBI agent posts and it makes me a sad doggo.

[fbi-catto]

You and me both friendo.

[svr-officer-mikhail-kharitonov]

Agent Wen of @nsa-agent-todd said yes…

…

We are engaged.

I’m going to marry Todd Wen.

[svr-aleksei]

IM ENGAGED IM GONNA MARRY HIM IM IN LOVE

[fbi-catto]

Finally. I thought I'd have to wait all nine lives for this. Congrats dudes.

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[fbi-catto]

They told me I could be anything I wanted

So I spit a hairball on their desk. I'm sorry @fbi-agent-anderson I didn't mean it...okay, so I did, but it was an accident....no it wasn't.

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

My cat says hi and wonders if he has a FBI agent watching him too

heck yeah he does!!!

[fbi-catto]

don't tell them about meeeee