UC or ER?
HONESTLY THOUGH
THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE
Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.
Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.
yeah okay ill reblog that!
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almost home
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if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium

@theartofmadeline

Kaledo Art

Andulka
Jules of Nature

Product Placement
trying on a metaphor
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@cheesecakesister
UC or ER?
HONESTLY THOUGH
THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE
Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.
Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.
yeah okay ill reblog that!
There’s a total of like 6 steps to stir fry and I just found like 8 ways I’ve been doing it less than ideally. Thank you for this! I’m definitely making stir fry this week and I’ll be using this to guide me.
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!
time travelers
This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT
let’s solve it once and for all:
EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.
ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.
if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.
50 and 30 are both even numbers.
but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even
so must the others
if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd
example:
5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd
10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even
THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP
but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd
what the FUCK is going on here
this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.
I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud
I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.
I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?
… Right???
did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?
Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)
Jackpot
This is getting kind of ridiculous.
There are two five leaves in there somewhere
I lost count
This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!
Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work
fuck it, lets luck this shit up.
I looked thru all ur au's at 1AM and god i'm hooked now
IT WAS YOU!!
GO TO SLEEP!!
GO TO SLEEP
There is no such thing as sleep
When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next
When you’re writing and you suddenly realise you DO know what happens next
When you’re writing and you realise you have to write what happens next
My god that last one though
Jellybeans
So for Easter, everyone in my family got a bucket of candy from my mother's mom. Bunch of chocolate and jellybeans. Peeps Jellybeans.
Lemon/Yellow, Strawberry/Pink, Blueberry/Blue, and Marshmellow/White.
I love Lemon, so I dumped out the bag and seperated out the Lemon. The rest of the Jellybeans looked like a very badly beaten up trans flag. I said so outloud and my brother heard. My brother, in a mockingly mean voice, said, "Faggot! . . . I love you."
I know he was joking with the first word but I was confused. I'm bisexual. He should know this.
"Did you forget?"
After a moment of silence, he started to laugh and said that was the only thing he would accept in addition.
And it was that day he became the dragon warrior
↖This blog will be screamer free on April Fool’s Day.
And this blog barely knows what month it is, let alone what day, so you’re safe here too.
My entire life condensed into one sentence.
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
don’t really believe in this, but I’ll get back to you with any unusual results
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Always reblog this
If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend
IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.
If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.
If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.
Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.
Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.
I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.
I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.
Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone
it doesn’t just happen to women, for those who forget
Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
Push play and just trust me
This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.
ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY
its appropriate anywhere from the wild west to a pirate ship to imperial russia a jaunty steampunk adventure to one impressive bard
ok this shit FUCKS
@broadwaytheanimatedseries @dia-mond-universe
Damn this fucking slaps
Vitamin String Quartet do covers of pop songs with classical string arrangements. Some of them are really close to the original, like:
Take Me To Church: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLs_-SXZGqE
Bohemian Rhapsody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjD80dBPelI
Wonderwall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHkxAb3tNY
But others are just far enough away that they sound like classical music for a minute:
Pompeii: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIcDIZGlr9U
this oddly sad cover of Despacito: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAi-F1Io7gc
Alejandro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6kkHp_Qj-U
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it
Tea drinkers read this!!!
If you buy pre-made herbal tea blends (usually have names like Bedtime, Calm, etc) check the ingredients. I just saw a Nighttime blend that had St. Johns Wort in it, which can be dangerous when mixed with some medications. Talk to you doctor what herbs you should avoid. (Especially when you want to ingest st. Johns wort or mugwort)
A simple hint to remember is just because its in a food store, doesn’t mean its safe.
St. John’s Wort shouldn’t be taken with antidepressants as well as many anti-anxiety meds (such as Xanax)! For a full list see below:
Source
signal boost for safety
@octoshipper
Source link isn’t working for me, so here’s an alternative link (scroll down to interactions).
St. John’s Wort also interacts with birth control.
Learn more about St. John's Wort uses, effectiveness, possible side effects, interactions, dosage, user ratings and products that contain St
Also look out for anything that contains kava kava (or just kava), an herb that induces relaxation, because it can negatively interact with a whole shitton of medications, such as Xanax, Klonopin, Ativan, Ambien, Levodopa, Flexeril, Valium, Prilosec, progesterone, Celebrex, Glucotrol, ibuprofen, Coumadin, codeine, Prozac, acetaminophen, Allegra, Imodium, Diflucan, and a LOT more.
Basically if you take anything whatsoever be careful about consuming kava kava.
HOly shit I didn’t know this about kava, followers please be safe!