[fck-felix]

I think it’s because they couldn’t be bothered to help anyone but themselves, but that’s only my opinion. 

[violettagtfo]

[fck-felix]

I'm pretty sure it's because they don't actually know how to work a computer properly. That's what being ancient does to you.

[fck-felix]

Do your high tech schools not know how to work a basic emailing system?

[astridderoux-blog]

[fck-felix]

Isn't that what I just said?

[fck-felix]

Probably because that would just make your life way to easy.

[karen-archibald]

[fck-felix]

The tragedy. How could they ever?

[fck-felix]

Because they want to ruin your day.

[crownsvillehq]

[fck-felix]

Well I can say for definite they're succeeding. 

[fck-felix]

Why do professors find it difficult to send out emails and tell me if a class is cancelled? With the amount of technology these days you'd think these fossils would learn how to use it all. 

[fck-felix]

all of my gifs are posting as grey boxes this is the most frustrating thing in the world 

[oknath]

"But, like come on man, Superman vs. Batman, Batman would win hands down." he rambles, not really taking notice of the people around him. 

[fck-felix]

Batman has no superpowers, if you really think about it. Spidey could stick him to a wall with his web within seconds. 

[calebnyc-deactivated20150214]

Porridge rhymes with ‘orange’ … right?

[fck-felix]

Please don't tell me you're writing a poem.

[kennawarren]

Isn’t a library actually meant to be quiet?

[fck-felix]

You're contributing to the noise. 

[messiiah-deactivated20160508]

It’s suddenly become impossible to walk through any street without having someone attempt to take a picture with me, it’s such a nuisance.

[fck-felix]

Am I missing something? 

[fck-felix]

just a heads up to say I'm changing to a dylan fc !!

felix is a law student at columbia, he's 23 (I wrote 13 first for some reason ??), his parents are incredibly rich and also successful lawyers and basically he's very cocky and kind of a dick 98% of the time

anyway

if anybody wants to plot hmu i'm down for whatever

[alyssaseraphays]

Well, seeing as I had pancakes and bacon for breakfast, I’m gonna go with no one. But next time I have some frosted flakes, I’ll give you a call. In the meantime, I’d look into investing in some good potty training books. Sounds like you didn’t learn it so well when you were little.

[fck-felix]

I think investing in maybe like a trust fund for you so you can buy yourself some new clothes that don't look like they were picked from the 6 to 10 ages would be a better investment. You know, just in case you ever think about leaving fairyland and all that. 

[pvt-kylejames]

Something about saving the environment or getting exercise. 

[fck-felix]

It's already dead, all this recycling shit is pointless.

[fck-felix]

You have a driver? Wow, that’s actually really cool. Nice to meet you Felix, how’ve you been?

[hwoodfairytalerp-deactivated201]

[fck-felix]

Multiple ones, actually. 

[alyssaseraphays]

Well then, you should drop out of school, get a bike yourself, become a stripper to get $1 bills, become a cab driver or just shut the fuck up and deal with it like everyone else.

[fck-felix]

I'm curious, who took the liberty to piss in your cereal this morning? Honestly, I'm kinda bummed it wasn't me but obviously someone had to do it.

[kelseyang]

Or you could take the subway, better yet, make it your mission to run to work every morning. It makes you feel good, trust me.

[fck-felix]

Oh great one, please point me to a subway which goes under a campus so I can get to my lectures and simultaneously collect everyone's germs on my skin and clothes.

[fck-felix]

The less people the better in my opinion.

[aliceblaine]

[fck-felix]

How very macabre of you.