too sauced

fuck

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[thefruitthatgodforgot]

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

[feminismcollectives]

My reblog speed tho -

[danandphileveryday]

So quick

[letitbefiction]

I think I’ve became the flash with how fast I rebloged this

[fcukingup]

i went months without it bothering me, and now it's here.

-i've missed this feeling, it feels like home

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[fawnbabe-deactivated20190422]

when I say I wanna have sex I don’t mean I wanna get fucked and cum I mean I wanna makeout with someone for half an hour on my couch with grabby hands all over my body and our teeth clashing because we get so into it that we can’t stop kissing, I mean slow desperate, needy grinding on each other before we take it to the bed, bumping our heads, giggling as we take our clothes off, trying to adjust and get into the right position, I mean having someone on top of me and looking up at them to see that blissful little grin on their face before they scrunch it up a lil and moan because it feels sooooo good and I mean making each other cum so good we end up all out of breath, a sweaty, happy mess, fingers still intertwined, my legs still around their waist, making out again, that’s what I want and it would be kinda cool if I could have it now

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

[onetreehes]

Perrie is such an incredible woman: she put up with relentless hate for four(+) years on top of an extremely unhealthy relationship, yet she never had one bad word to say. She always praised him, had nothing but kind words to say, and stuck by his side when she really should have ran like hell the other way. Then he ends an ENGAGEMENT over text. That has to be the biggest heartbreak of all. Yet she went out there, like the true performer she is, and put on a brave face. She went and performed her heart out even though it was smashed into a million pieces. What a beautiful, strong, resilient woman she is.

[witchmickey-deactivated20190729]

I can’t believe Luke is dead ass showing up Ashton as the band member who keeps the most in touch with us over break its like before tour ended they made a bet on who can annoy us more these next few months and Luke’s taking it way too seriously

[lukeysbitchinggirlfriend]

Best SLFL Moments: A Masterlist

chasing cars cover in Belfast (x)

mini 5sos (x)

cASTAWAY

German hats & breaking records (x) 

that one time we died when broken home was played (x)

michael eating a muffin on stage (x)

MICHAEL PLAYING PIANO

Born Again Berlin (x)

Tallinn Soars Like An Eagle (x) 

lukes pants being unbottoned during the Nagoya show 

“my name is Calum and I like pizza” (x)

muke lives!

synchronized jumps are still very lit

Beside You. (x)

jet black heart!! 

ashton playing bass (x) 

calum playing drums (x)

merchmerchmerch 

Calum talking in Spanish (x) 

fucking waste the night

Swiss Chocolate, Swiss Cheese (x) 

michael’s and luke’s guitar battle during castaway (x)

calum is still beautiful in amnesia 

all the tour diaries (x) 

how to ROCK (x)

when wrapped was brought back 

Mansfield shenanigans (x) 

CARRY ON 

Madrid’s Song (x)

michael’s star pants that he wore everyday 

luke in stripes

the posters!! 

Calum’s speech at Tinley (x) 

when they put catch fire on the setlist!!11!! 

all the hq’s!! 

IF YOU DON’T KNOW (x)

Luke teaching us how to count (x) 

the soundchecks! (x)

When michael couldn’t sing because everyone was cheering before jet black heart

5sos running to the venue next door to see ACDC

France off! Take my pants off! (x)

Hot Damn, Amsterdam (x)

All the snapchats 

Ashton on a scooter in Nashville (x) 

hoeg (x)

CASHTON 

Girls Talk Boys getting LEAKED (x)

Girls Talk Boys officially getting RELEASED 

Girls Talk Boys getting PLAYED LIVE AT MSG (x) 

“You can do absolutely anything!” (x)

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN :’) 

Happy Birthday Luke! (x)

San Francisco (x)

Ashton telling the crowd to move closer (x)

who wants to kiss Calum? (x) 

Covering Wonderwall (x)

luke rapping to lose yourself (x)

Calum making Michael laugh at the Sydney Show (x) 

“We come to concerts like this… and tonight, is about love!” (x)

All in all SLFL was a tour with so many awesome moments, (I couldn’t think of them all!) but each show was special in their own way and 5sos did a kickass job and should be very proud. Until next time… xx  :-) 

[akajustmerry]

Happy 22nd Birthday to the queen of the Bi’s, being brutally honest and queen of my heart. Thank you for everything you give and sacrifice. Thank you for songs that give us strength and thank you for giving so many of us an unapologetic voice when we couldn’t find one. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HALSEY!!,  

[fcukingup]

me: u wanna fuck me?

boy: hell yeah when?

me: ummmmm I was just checking

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[february-the-second]

i reblog this everytime it’s on my dash ❤️

[stained-shattered-glass-blog]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT. MAKE A WISH EVERY FUCKING TIME

[ndj-blogs]

few months ago i wished for a cat… and my dad got me a black kitten 2 days later. TWO DAYS. and i love my Loki the most ….

[21badlandz]

i wish that i could one day meet my best friend on saturday aND SHE BOOKED THE DATE TO FLY DOWN AND STAY WITH US ON TUESDAY

[leflyingsaucer]

last time i wished to go to the 1989 world tour and it worked. this time i wish for good grades for the rest of my life. tyvm

[kllingboys]

look at his little blazer +

[eat-love-sleep-repeat]

he admired her with a passion she liked the attention he thought she felt something for him she felt horrible for what she was doing he continued to think she loved him she continued to let him think that he loved her with such passion she hated herself for what she was doing he then realized she didn’t love him she tried explaining herself but, he left before she could say anything else.

-love isn’t real, it’s a trap

[eat-love-sleep-repeat]

he admired her with a passion she liked the attention he thought she felt something for him she felt horrible for what she was doing he continued to think she loved him she continued to let him think that he loved her with such passion she hated herself for what she was doing he then realized she didn’t love him she tried explaining herself but, he left before she could say anything else.

-love isn’t real, it’s a trap