Tom Nook owes me child support.

26 Bisexual British Just trying my best tbh.

[fearfulafartnoises]

So, I started playing Call of Duty and Legends: Arceus one after the other and... I can't stop thinking about this resemblance.

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[tim-ee-sis]

For anyone who doesn't know, this is from the Indy Drag Theatre where I live and these queens are SUPER talented. All of the shows are hilarious drag versions of popular movies/shows during which the audience is encouraged to interact like a drag show.

If you ever get the chance, come see a show! And obviously invite me to go with you since I live here!

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[pandas-and-squirrels]

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[korbensdeliveryservice]

today

[catgirlcommie]

hey everyone i just saw a dinosaur pretty cool right

[fearfulafartnoises]

Lieeees. It's 10pm here and I've yet to see a Dinos

[dailytwitterposts]

[fearfulafartnoises]

Both are beautiful and valid

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was Keanu Reeves’ sister, and when we were little, a nefarious organization kidnapped him and erased his butt with the pencil from SpongeBob. Shortly after, he was kidnapped yet again and made into an assassin. I saw him as my long lost brother for many years. We finally saw each other again at middle age during a military siege, and I recognized him only from his lack of a butt. He had a weird mesh black thong that he liked to wiggle around, like the “butt dance” from IASIP. I woke up frightened and in a cold sweat.

[fearfulafartnoises]

I read the whole thing, got really freaked out, then saw who posted it.

Note to self:

Read OP's name first

[rueryuuzaki]

this was over my town this morning, and i think it’s l here to finally kill me

[unclefather]

frog purse ad has had enough

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

DINSDALE?

[cgpjokes]

[ruinedchildhood]

what’s going on

[fearfulafartnoises]

Anger

[ringsidenews]

😬

[fearfulafartnoises]

NO

[sinkinginthepee]

some day ill be able to post this on thursday

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s out of touch thursday

[fearfulafartnoises]

It's out of touch thursday

[lesbeans-on-toast]

new discourse

what do u guys call these? i call them woggles

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

breakfast

[doublehex]

REBLOG

REBLOG

REBLOG

[lazarusemma]

[Image description: an infographic with text as follows.

We still have time to flip Georgia!

Georgia presidential results: POLITICO predicts toss-up

Trump*, GOP - 50.3% (2,387,422) Biden, DEM - 48.5% (2,303,080) 95% of expected vote in. *Incumbent

STEP 1)

Check the status of your ballot at https://www.mvp.sos.ga.gov/MVP/mvp.do

STEP 2)

If it’s rejected, you can submit a form online or in person to fix it, details of which are at https://democrats.org/ga-ballot/

/End image description.]

OP posted this at 9 PM EST on 11/4/2020.

[anne-white-star]

[fearfulafartnoises]

Ok but why does this work so well?

[amateur]

[notcaptainjack]

[fearfulafartnoises]

This is an absolute bop though.

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!