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A cold open thatâs just Jake walking in and saying âHow are you doing today, Mrs. Peralta?â and Amy whirls around in her chair to say âI am amazing, Mr. Santiago, how are you?â and they keep going on until Rosa throws a wad of paper at themÂ
Chuck is hanging by the wire.
Great night with friends at PLG Meetup 16: Earth Hour 2018. I hope everyone enjoyed the temple demo of Korriban. I was the one who was shouting in frustration earlier. đđŠ (at Bonifacio High Street)
Spectrum 2018 Day 2 đĄđąđ đȘ (at St. Paul College Pasig)
The End of the F***ing World
ive been sitting on a phone call with a guy from microsoft for an hour now after my computer crashed so he can help me re-upgrade to win10 and 99% of it has been pure silence but 5 mins ago he asked me if he can go pee.
i told him bro u been sittin here watching my slow ass computer install windows 10 for over 50 minutes you can go make yourself a cup of tea and a sandwich if you want.
he came back and apologised for making me wait for him but he said he made a sandwich and a coffee and now heâs chilling at his desk having a bite to eat and weâre just hanging out watching my percentage climb.
im getting jack of the silence so i asked him where heâs from bc he has an accent and theres a slight delay and he said heâs in the philippines so now weâre talking about the girl who won silver in the weightlifting at rio and heâs so proud of her its adorable.
apparently itâs the first medal the philippines has won since the olympics in 1996 so this woman is a hero over there rn. i love hearing underdog stories i want to hear more.
shit boy now weâre talking about how countries like the US and australia are disappointed when they dont win gold medals but athletes from countries like the philippines are the pride of the nation if they even place and how it suggestive of the values of first world countries
BOY THIS IS GETTING DEEP
weâre two hours in and i asked him what his record was for the longest phone call and he said five and a half.
bRO. FIVE HOURS ON THE DAMN PHONE HOW DOES A MOFO DEAL WITH THAT.Â
im on hold again bc his supervisor wants something but apparently the five and a half hour phone call was because a guy was mad that he couldnât figure out how to work windows 8 when he got a new computer so my tech guy spent nearly six hours teaching him how to use a fucking operating system.
this guy has the patience of a damn saint can we give him a medal or something like lets give the philippines their second medal in 20 years pleASE.
my computer finally entered its boot-reboot stage after installation and he asked me in the most polite way humanely possible if we could perhaps end the call and he will call me back tomorrow to make sure the upgrade finished properly.
this guy just spent over two hours chilling on the phone with me and heâs still gonna call me back tomorrow just to check that everything is ok.
i feel like ive entered a new plane of existence.
UPDATE
he called me back like he promised he would and asked whether everything was okay, and i told him it was and that ive reinstalled everything.
he said he was so happy that my computer is working again and that he was so glad that i was his customer because heâs not used to being able to chat and talk with the people on the other end just for the hell of it and it made his day yesterday.
his supervisor got on the phone and i gave him a glowing review, she said shes going to email me a survey so i can put it all on paper so he has the physical feedback to his name.
honestly that just made the whole stress of my computer crashing its pants so much better.
also his name is jhon.Â
I drew him a medal
This is fucking adorable.
I donât remember where I saw the post, but someone once made a very good point about how reproductive autonomy is not tied to oneâs genetic relationship to the fetus.
If I, a woman, donate eggs for another woman, who then has them fertilized by her partnerâs sperm, I have no say in whether or not she chooses to terminate that pregnancy later on after implantation. Yes, I would be that childâs biological mother, but it isnât my body that will go through the process of pregnancy, and therefore my input would be irrelevant.
So far no dude I told this to has been able to justify why they thought they, as the father, should have a say in what their hypothetically-pregnant partner chooses to do.
Nature did not distribute the reproductive burden equally between men and women and our legislation on reproductive issues needs to take this into account.
âNature did not distribute the reproductive burden equally between men and women and our legislation on reproductive issues needs to take this into account.â
YES!!
Itâs funny how artistic we become when our hearts are broken
Hotel Books, I Always Thought I Would Be Okay (via help-n-quotes)
HAPPY NEW YEAR! đđđđ
Star Wars : The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
iâm reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but iâm thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as âhandsomeâ 4 times, âextremely handsomeâ twice, âexceedingly handsomeâ once, his voice as âquietly huskyâ and âa husky whisper,â his fingers as long and deft, his body as âtall and cat-like,â and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.
just men being dudes. dudes being pals. itâs great. this is great.
âEver since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.â
oh my god
âI awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.
âIâm going with you,â he said quietly.
âI canât pay you.â
He smiled. âI thought I was a partner?ââ
OH MY GOD
according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way
âour teeth and ambitions are baredâ is a zeugma
and itâs a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
I didnât know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:Â
zeug·ma ËzoÍoÉĄmÉ/
noun
a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).
ISNâT THAT AWESOME??
#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with âhe fell from her favor⊠and the windowâ#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one
She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.
Whatâs this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?
IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!
I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!
One Iâve loved was âon their weekend trip they caught three fish and a coldâ
I love these theyâre like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase
@jwlzrulezz rhetorical device of the day
Write about the lessons youâve learned this year: 1. There are hard days. Sometimes you hate to get up in the morning, or cry yourself to sleep at night. But those days will pass. 2. Sometimes, you just have to accept youâre not feeling well. Cancel your plans, make some food and stay in bed. Sometimes, thatâs exactly what you need. 3. However, donât let your feelings take over. Itâs okay to do nothing for a day, or two. But donât make it a week. 4. I know I did let my feelings take over way too much. I stayed in bed, did nothing all day. Until the point that I had to get out. 5. Getting out of bed can feel good. Make your bed, eat some breakfast. Just do something. And be proud of yourself for what youâve accomplished - even if itâs just eating breakfast. 6. Donât be angry at yourself, that never works out. 7. Just take care. Of yourself, your mind, your body, everything. And accept the fact that sometimes things just donât work out the way you want to. 8. Donât shut people out. They are there to help. 9. You are the one that has to pick up the pieces after a breakdown. But youâre not alone, even if it feels like you are. 10. Sometimes I think Iâve control over my feelings, but I donât. They come and go. I just have to accept that. Sometimes the feelings are just too much, and I have to take a step back. Start again. Thereâs always a second chance.
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Merry Christmas! đ đđđđđđ
I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information
sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away
i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptableÂ
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non câest une fucking pommeÂ
*800 years of war*
Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named âavonâ because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered âavon.âÂ
âAvonâ is just the Celtic word for river.
Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the YucatĂĄn peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded âYucatĂĄnâ. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, âYucatĂĄnâ meant âI donât understand what you are sayingâ
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To be honest, I was never fond of Mark Hamillâs on-screen acting, but have liked him a lot as a voice actor (which I discovered when I listened to the SW radio dramas that used him as Luke). So, it was good to find that I liked him on-screen in âLast Jedi,â but it might be because he was being cloaked and mysterious and doing a lot in silence or letting his voice do the acting more than his face? Difficult to describe what I mean exactlyâŠ
