The Amazing Hat Wearing Asshole.

I reblog stupid shit and rarely make my own stupid shit but when I do rest assured knowing its not that funny

[kinema-citrus]

HORNY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR

ITS BEEN AN HONOR

[triffids]

[lymphonodge]

0 for 2, Herman

[gobbo69]

idiot

[theyellowbrickroad]

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

[theyellowbrickroad]

How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

[galacticvii]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

[hentairobot]

[unclefather]

[rawblink]

Obsidian really just went for the kill didn’t they

[blind3dbylight]

“WE’RE NOT BETHESDA”

[harmonicstupidity]

“WE MADE THE GOOD ONES”

[markv5]

“Технически, я не ходил по столу”…

[overachieversloth]

I’m gonna shit a brick.

[sovietnam]

[infomercial]

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

[infomercial]

[emmanomia23-deactivated20221111]

[foulserpent]

THIS HISTORICAL POST… THREATENED

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[azzandra]

I’m Romanian and I didn’t even know that’s what drujba meant, oh my god, this is hilarious.

[trilllizard666]

*Revs chainsaw* THIS IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

[egberts]

if tumblr goes down i’ll probably just turn into a facebook mom that shares minion memes

[egberts]

tumblr’s flagging bot be like

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[big-chief-woodenhead]