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[freedomforeverybody118]

Turkish:

Birşeye başlamanın en doğru yolu, konuşmayı bırakıp birşeyler yapmak.

- Walt Disney

[coutureicons]

rolls, tummies, & thighs

[youre-doing-amazing-sweety]

Stop drop and selfie

I was tagged by @my-heart-fiction-superstition

I’m tagging @ejackson22 @bambino-child and @soulsearching-sir.

Have a fabulous day!

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[feed-me-irene]

Nothing to see here, move along Karen.

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[phillipthehermit]

NORMALIZE PHYSICAL PLATONIC CLOSENESS

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[feed-me-irene]

Sexyfation- sexy fat collection

[stuffedbellymemes]

Shoutout to @queenpheeder for the image

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[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[musicalhell]

This is still the height of comedy.

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[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[honeypunks]

you could say…phishing scam…

[feed-me-irene]

I’m not sure what part of this post is better, the asexual content or the fact that I’d be diving into that water for the fettuccine carbonara!