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Addicted to otome games, romance anime, and lots of books, (too many to count) here i stalk my fandoms

[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

[lesbianshepard]

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

[lesbianshepard]

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

[earthstory]

Reds vs. Greys.

Since 1952, 95% of red squirrels have been wiped out from England and Wales and there are now between 120,000 and 160,000 red squirrels left in the UK (compared to 2.5 million grey squirrels). This decimation of the population can be attributed to disease (such as squirrel pox/parapox), habitat loss and competition for food from grey squirrels. Grey squirrels are first recorded to have arrived from America in 1876. This new species thrived in the UK leading to more and more importation of the species. However, in the 1920s the grey squirrels were classed as vermin following damage to commercial forestry and beech trees leading to the 1938 ban on further importation. One of the main reasons the greys have thrived so well in the UK is their higher body fat than the reds; this makes survival over winter easier for these bigger squirrels.

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[debbie-sketch]

La Panadería  ♡

[alwaysbewoke]

Let this put an end to any and all conversations that men are anywhere near at the same level of risk of sexual assault as women are. Stop it. Stop it forever.

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[earthstory]

astoneforeveryhome

Fossil Friday ~ Holding an ancient tree in the palm of your hand 🦖 around 225 million years old! This unusual piece of petrified wood from Madagascar has beautiful green tones and soft ridges where you can still feel the original bark structure.

[warandpeas]

Cat School

[badsciencejokes]

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life

[blackheartseverywhere]

I hope you all can read this and remember to be kind

[the-quiet-priestess]

The smallest of gestures can save a life. My Mum answered her phone when I called and I am alive today because of that.

[badsciencejokes]

I’m glad you’re here.

It’s a phone call, a milkshake, a friend.

[badsciencejokes]

I feel like I shouldn’t keep reblogging this but when I do more people see what kindness can do…. I don’t know. Love everyone as yourself.

[nunyabizni]

Nah, keep rebloging it. It gives hope.

[evilerthanthou]

walked sobbing around a city once wearing a summer dress in mid-september thunder and rain. basically dragged myself into LUSH as the smell of the store always made me smile. the shop was empty and dead due to the weather, just this blonde short woman behind the counter who smiled at me. i stared at her feet and asked ‘do you have anything for people who are scared a lot?’ (i was so out of it i had no clue). she showed me two bath bombs, one pink and one blue, and said both were good - i chose the pink, paid for it and left. i then sat at a bus stop clutching the LUSH bag in one arm and my prescription meds in the other - i’d lied and ordered a refill so i could just drift away with sleeping pills. when the bus arrived and i was out of the rain, i decided to have another look at my bath bomb, smell it and what not. opened my bag and saw she’d put the blue one in there for me as well and written on the receipt ‘feel better soon :) hope you like x’. 

no one had ever been so selflessly kind to me before, i didn’t know what to do with it except hang around long enough to use the other bath bomb. 

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

Actually I’m going to reblog this again because of the truth of the inverse: think of any time you have been casually cruel or petty to someone for humor or because you weren’t in a great mood. 

The power of small gestures goes both ways.

[maltypass]

I’ve worked for Lush and you are given a certain allocation of free products to give to customers. 

That allocation is called ‘a kindness’

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[tygermama]

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

[defydamage]

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

[redgoldsparks]

My latest comic for The Nib was written by my friend Mike Thompson- it’s his first published comics work! 

The Nib has been a steady source of income and a huge support to me and many other indie cartoonists for years. They publish amazing work, but will be cut loose by their financial backer in July. You can read the official post about it from editor Matt Bors here.  They are still running their kickstarter-funded print magazine, but have to put digital publishing on hiatus until they figure out their next steps. If you’ve been thinking about supporting their membership program, now would be a good time. They have levels from $2 to $40 per month. I really don’t want this to be my last Nib piece! 

instagram / patreon / portfolio / the nib / etsy

[ruffboi-mags]

you know what, THIS is how you address historical queer folks of all stripes in a respectful way. you refer to them the way they chose to be referred to, and you say “it’s impossible to know how they would’ve identified in today’s society, but they’re part of our history regardless”.

[profeminist]

“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!! 

When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk  about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.

Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”

- Erin Biba‏ 

In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride

[profeminist]

UPDATE:

“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows

If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”

-  Erin Biba 

[elodieunderglass]

Hey that last one is a Mood

[chiefmauskateer]

So accurate.

[earthstory]

fossilera

Don’t be a Crab 🦀 This is a spectacular fossil freshwater #cra (Potamon sp)  preserved in #travertine from the Denizli Basin in Southwest Turkey.  The crab itself is 1.8" wide and exhibits amazingly detailed, 3d preservation.  It’s totally coated and preserved as a three-dimensional outer cast within a natural cavity of a white travertine matrix. It is covered by an inorganic film of calcium carbonate.

Travertine is a type of #limestone that forms around mineral springs.  It is often quarried for use as a building material, and that is how these crabs were discovered while cutting the stone.  The travertine deposits in the Denizli Basin are Pleistocene in age, having been formed within the past 400,000 years.

Gotta have it? Specimen #106451 on the site, $625 .

[akashgame]

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0964-CUSA07747_00-AKASHPATHOFTHE05 (regular edition)

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0964-CUSA07747_00-AKASHDELUXEBNDLE (deluxe bundle)

Akash is now available on NA PSN! We thank you for supporting us all this time and we hope you enjoy. 💕

[princessmoak]

[death-by-lulz]

I identify with this on an alarming level

[celestialvexation-arch]

@meradorm

[ariaste]

that’s what i’m SAYINGGGGGGG you can always put on more clothes!! But if it’s hot, there’s only so many clothes you can take off before you’re lying naked on your tiled kitchen floor trying to balance ice cubes on your sternum and feeling sorry for yourself

[curseofthefae]

“We don’t just have a skeleton,” said one of the nodosaur researchers involved. “We have a dinosaur as it would have been.”

Known as a nodosaur, this 110 million-year-old, armored plant-eater is the best preserved fossil of its kind ever found.

Source | Source

[sighinastorm]

unfathomable

[cloudfreed]

This is maybe the coolest thing I’ve ever reblogged.

[prozdvoices]

when you only care about one character in a dating sim

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