Butts in Space™

Hollering at the moon

[podcastwizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

[alienestrangement]

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[i-might-haveaproblem]

I'm pretty sure open portals are against OSHA regulations

[luisonte]

Su alijo secreto

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

NO! NO! MY COLLECTION! NO!

[jaubaius]

Luvly conversation. :) ….unmute

[carpetedkitch]

They sound like animal crossing villagers omg

[cubesandstuff]

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

[zegalba]

[inked-violets]

[the-tree-line]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

[the-tree-line]

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[kaijutegu]

personally i prefer semaphore

[iridescent-lightning]

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[zooophagous]

Bro why did you just become a red dot on the minimap are we cool

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[flagellant]

sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

[red-mercer]

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

[flagellant]

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

[valtsv]

i've been super stressed and overworked lately so i've been craving a cigarette really badly but i quit years ago and i don't really want to buy a whole pack when i know i'll only smoke one or two of them anyway, so instead whenever i feel like i can't take it anymore i just vividly imagine myself taking a smoke break in my head and the crazy thing is it actually makes me feel better. i feel like the 4chan burger tulpa guy.

[valtsv]

using my psionic powers to give myself a tasty little treat without succumbing to the weakneses of the flesh

[ripeteeth]

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

[ripeteeth]

you're welcome

[ripeteeth]

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

[speedlimit15]

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[stimman3000]

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[inclines]

This is ‘Clinamen’, by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot (it’s an installation artwork). I got to see it in person and it’s stayed with me since.

[marcescentmaniac]

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

[penisman420-69-deactivated20250]

this is actually exactly how it works