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Call me KB. I was born in 1996, if you're under 18 please go away, it's just weird. Might fuck around and write fanfiction, haven't decided yet.

[telumendils]

this is literally what true love looks like. to me.

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[felixfelicis-kb]

Our movies and tv shows were about trying to better society, and to be good to people around us. Robots? Health care for all. Wall-e? Take care of the environment. And health care. A Christmas Carol? Anti-capitalist. Fight club? Toxic masculinity and how it's a slippery slope towards violence. I could go on.

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[randomthunk]

most foreboding time stamp

[wouldyoufuckthistaur]

Anyone want a shower curtain?

[horsefigureoftheday]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

[decaffynated]

[beggars-opera]

Me online today

[youareagoodperson]

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

[the-gimmick-hospital]

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

[superbisexuals]

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

[only-cat-memes]

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[asinglebluefeline]

I'm a very big fan of the “one of the ways Batman fights crime is by making the bad guys afraid he could be anywhere”. The “he’s not in every shadow, but he could be in any shadow” thing.

I think it would be fun to mix that with the way the rest of the batfam is drawn when they're in shadows:

the glowy eyes and splashes of vibrant colour, especially with Nightwing's symbol looking like it's actually reflective.

So now I'm thinking:

imagine if Gothamites realized that dangerous people get really uneasy when they keep seeing things that, out of the corner of their eye, might look like a vigilante. To the point that they avoid areas where, let's say, an old poster on the wall is just that shade of yellow that keeps jumpscaring them every time they turn. Or that old trash can that still has a patch of green paint that hasn't peeled away yet. Not even realizing what makes them nervous, just knowing that a particular place makes them jumpy. Stuff like that.

So to keep themselves a little safer Gothamites just start… adding little things like that in their neighborhoods. Nothing that outright references the Bats - stuff like that might get vandalised or just lose the effect if it's recognised, but things like:

- plants on window sills in flower pots or vases in bright colors

- little shiny trinkets in the windows that just might be mistaken for a flash of a utility belt

- colorful curtains get very popular for children's bedrooms

- someone sticking a piece of blue reflective vinyl on a chimney visible from the street, so that as you walk you see a little flash of electric blue when the light from streetlights hits it just right

- people painting a pair of dots with glow-in-the-dark white paint high up on walls by fire escapes or in dark alleys, that look like glowing eyes

So basically I want Gothamites to invent protective charms and amulets which have exactly zero supernatural properties and aren’t intended to have any, but still very much work lmao

[felixfelicis-kb]

I hc that stop signs go missing in Gotham, not because of juveniles but because villains/henchmen remove them because they keep thinking it's redhood

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

[hobbular]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes exactly!

[snailfarts]

[a-random-ufo]

zooms by

[penaeus-monodon]

Did you guys fucking see that

[ampervadasz]

[cosmicwhoreo]

don't you dare hide this in the tags

[xoxunhinged]

Does Colonel König buy that pheromone cologne to wear in the office for his secretary and then kinda waft around her and hope it works?

[felixfelicis-kb]

Ok, but what if his secretary knew he was wearing the pheromone cologne? The subtle teasing his secretary could do is infinite.

[cryptotheism]

[kupalinka6]

‘Cardinals Are Raw-Dogging It!’ CBS Papal Conclave Team Picked The Wrong Time To Roll Out The Youth Slang

The CBS News team covering the Conclave picked an awkward time to roll out some youth slang when they declared that the cardinals will be "r

OH NO ITS REAL AKZJSJSBHS

[helloitsbees]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I just witnessed a fucking murder

[tough-girl9]

I love how it’s unclear if Data has any idea whatsoever that he just murdered Worf.

And the decisive little head nod at the end before he walks off - like, yup, I just solved that problem, good for me.

[unicorn-and-bluebells]

I also love the way that when Data says “You share all of those qualities in abundance!” Worf just looks up like

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the absolute best thing you could have added to my post, thank you, I have been laughing at comparing Worf’s face to this cat for ten minutes

[alnilaem-deactivated20250410]

i talked about this a while ago but there’s just SOMETHING about popular tiktoker reader who’s known for making cute recipe videos in pretty dresses and embroidered aprons and Simon who never appears on her account that tickles me. then one day he appears in the background of a “pack my husband’s lunch with me” video and he’s huge and muscly and covered in paint spattered clothes and has the meanest mug on and everyone in the comments are just like………..hey girl are you….safe?

[baduzzxy]

reader’s comments looking like a 911 call dialouge. I bet there’s a comment going “hey girlie close your fist with your thumb inside if ur not safe 💜”

[felixfelicis-kb]

Reader in response makes a video showing pictures taken without Simon knowing, all of them showing just how whipped he is for her. Just all heart eyes and soft smiles towards her.

[meowthiroth]