mmm boobs

20 yo, they/it, 18+ only. My freaky thoughts go here.

[felixthelion]

Hmm maybe I should make a sort of pinned post.

Hi! You all can call me Felix. This is not my main account this is my side account where I post things I wouldn't want my friends and family seeing such as NSFW content or just mildly weird stuff.

DNI

~ Minors(you need to be 18+ to interact and follow. If I see you're under 18 or don't have an age range[ex: 18-21, 21+, mid thirties, adult] stated in your bio and I see you interact with my posts I will block you)

~ Pedos/zoos/necros(I mean. I don't think I need to explain why fucking children, animals, and dead bodies is a bad thing)

~ Political posters(seriously man this is my side blog I'm here to have fun. Don't remind me of the real world)

~ Kink shamers(some of the kinks this page might explore such as HDG might include problematic themes such as dubcon. These are fantasy kinks that are limited to fiction. And also in these fantasy scenarios I'm the sub so like there goes the dub in dubcon)

~ ok I think that's it. If you're an adult who isn't a zoo/pedo/necro and you're not gonna kink shame me for wanting to be tangled up by a big plant mommy then we're good.

Current interests(relating to the blog)

~ Solo kink: yeah I don't have a partner so any kinky shit I do is automatically going to have to be done alone.

~ Ace play: non-sexual kink stuff. Things that are kinky but don't actually lead to sex or have to include sex.

I don't like these

Just some kinks I'm not interested in. Don't bring them onto my posts. As long as these kinks remain PURELY FICTIONAL I most likely won't block you if I see these on your blog, I'll just block the tag. After all, don't like, don't read.

~ vore/digestion

~ macro/micro(I like size difference but not size difference big enough that I could put a person inside my butt or vise versa)

~ bodily waste(mayyybe pee. Maybe.)

~ blood(?)

~ extreme non-consent(ie the character asks to stop multiple times and is very clearly upset and wants to stop)

~ pregnancy/breeding(?)

~ heavy bruising/bodily injury

~ necro

- diaper play(most other forms of age regression I'm fine with)

- age play(specifically age play involving roleplaying as a minor)

- incest

[saltiecattoz]

[felixthelion]

Bloodymary transfem yuri HDG AU. Is this anything?

[felixthelion]

Simon was convicted of terrorism after being "complicit" in blowing up Filament Station, a factory station off of an asteroid mining colony owned by the Terran Accord. He was sent to AT-5 as punishment as while the stars still exist, Terra is still very strapped for resources and looking to harvest anything and everything they can off of whatever moon or asteroid or rocky planet they can find to continue to bolster a rapidly growing human population.

Grace was a middle school science teacher for a private corporate funded school. When Terra first received word of the Affini "threat," Grace was pulled onto Project Hail Mary as a last ditch effort to save humanity from big plant mommy.

[felixthelion]

Oh god if my main Affini ship is the Carcosa then this is also a king in yellow crossover. This is like. A 4way crossover. That being said Hastur probably will not appear directly very much. The Carcosa rivals the size of Pluto so like it's a very very big ship. Also again I still need to watch PHM before I write this bc I don't want my only grasp on Grace's character to be that he's Tumblr's current favorite little meow meow.

[felixthelion]

Thinking about how a lot of fans interpret Grace as aroace. I guess once I watch the movie and read the book I'll be able to decide how I want to incorporate this interpretation in the story. There WILL be bloodymary cuddles tho. Even if it's just queerplatonic.

[felixthelion]

Bloodymary transfem yuri HDG AU. Is this anything?

[felixthelion]

Simon was convicted of terrorism after being "complicit" in blowing up Filament Station, a factory station off of an asteroid mining colony owned by the Terran Accord. He was sent to AT-5 as punishment as while the stars still exist, Terra is still very strapped for resources and looking to harvest anything and everything they can off of whatever moon or asteroid or rocky planet they can find to continue to bolster a rapidly growing human population.

Grace was a middle school science teacher for a private corporate funded school. When Terra first received word of the Affini "threat," Grace was pulled onto Project Hail Mary as a last ditch effort to save humanity from big plant mommy.

[felixthelion]

Oh god if my main Affini ship is the Carcosa then this is also a king in yellow crossover. This is like. A 4way crossover. That being said Hastur probably will not appear directly very much. The Carcosa rivals the size of Pluto so like it's a very very big ship. Also again I still need to watch PHM before I write this bc I don't want my only grasp on Grace's character to be that he's Tumblr's current favorite little meow meow.

[felixthelion]

Bloodymary transfem yuri HDG AU. Is this anything?

[felixthelion]

Simon was convicted of terrorism after being "complicit" in blowing up Filament Station, a factory station off of an asteroid mining colony owned by the Terran Accord. He was sent to AT-5 as punishment as while the stars still exist, Terra is still very strapped for resources and looking to harvest anything and everything they can off of whatever moon or asteroid or rocky planet they can find to continue to bolster a rapidly growing human population.

Grace was a middle school science teacher for a private corporate funded school. When Terra first received word of the Affini "threat," Grace was pulled onto Project Hail Mary as a last ditch effort to save humanity from big plant mommy.

[felixthelion]

Ugh back in my floret posting era. The alien plants can't come fast enough for me. I need to be petted and pampered NOW

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[yourfavoritemonsterfucker]

I think one of the things I love about HDG is how much it DEDICATES itself to being a comfort genre for a very specific kind of person.

It goes out of its way, on every possible occasion, to say "Nobody is too broken for love. Nobody is Too Much. You will not slip through the cracks. You cannot slip through the cracks. You will be loved. Nothing you could ever do could stop you from being loved. The Affini are kind. They will not hurt you. They will always care about you."

[felixthelion]

Bloodymary transfem yuri HDG AU. Is this anything?

[shebangasylum]

What could the Terran Accord have done realistically to fight the Affini longer than they did?

We all know the Terran Accord cannot win a war with the Affini. They are technologically outmached, have terrible logistics, and are unable to win fights on the ground or in space. The only readon it took the Affini as long as it did was because they a) spent time ensuring that every colony they bought under their wing was triaged for their needs and fully stable before their fleets moved on, and b) the Terran Cosmic Navy was considered more of a threat to itself than a legitimate fighting force. The Terran Domestication Campaign was not a war, it was animal control.

So how does the TCN and the Accord make it as frustrating as possible for the Affini? How do you make every domestication effort as challenging as possible for the Affini?

The answer is fight smart, not hard. If your weapons do nothing, switch tactics.

An Affini ship is protected from harm by firebreaks, and can just shunt anything that might hurt it into hyperspace. So forget a shootinv war. If you use your own ship as a projectile, the Affini’s primary (and only) “weapon system” on the civilian ships that were the frontline of the Terran Domestication Campaign were grappler vines that were more than capable of restraining Terran warships regardless of size. So ramming them is doubtful, and any kinetic projectile would have to outmass a several kilometer long vessel to have sufficient inertia. The projectile would also have to have people on or inside it so that the Firebreak doesn’t trigger.

The answer is use rocks. Big rocks. Really, really big rocks.

Take a asteroid, preferrable one with a high metallic composotion, and dig tunnels into it. It has to be at least a few kilometers in size, with as high of a mass as you can get. Fit it with the largest, heaviest, most powerful boosters you can, and slap radiators and sensor arrays on it. Fit life support and command and control systems deep inside the mass as far to the rear as possible. Ensure it is as obvious as possible that there might well be sophonts onboard this killer crazy rock. Ensure that this object can hurtle dead through space in a system you know the Affini are present in, crew asleep in cryo. When you detect an Affini ship in orbit of a domesticated colony, hard burn towards it with the crew awake.

The Affini have two choices. They can just move out of the way, in which case this rock goes careening past it towards the planet, and causes the death of everyone on that colony world. Or, they can place themselves between the rock and the colony, placing the needs of the many over the needs of the few. They might even survive impact, but the laws of physics are against them at this point (Sir Isaac Newton is a bastard).

It’s a lose-lose which garuntees whoever came up with the plan gets domesticated posthaste, and there’s a lot that can go wrong. The Affini could easily detect the rock early before it comes close enough to the colony to present an issue. The Affini might simply move the rock into hyperspace seeing no other option than to let a few sophonts suffer for the greater good. They might land a few Affini on the rock and have them bring it safely into a stable orbit around the colony with its own thrusters. But the thing is that their saviour complex will ultimately be their downfall in 1/1000 scenarios.

Ultimately, if you can’t win a war because your enemy is advanced enough to make your most powerful weapons look like toys, caveman warfare is the way to go. Just scaled up a few million times.

[felixthelion]

I just saw 2 different people draw "sink dogs" that being dog girls with kitchen sinks in their bellies. So like. What happens if you piss in the sink? Like where does the drain go

[felixthelion]

I STILL WANT AN ANSWER

[felixthelion]

Affini based on Chiron. Bonus doodle under the cut

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

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[felixthelion]

Computer! How do I sext when I'm tired as hell and it's too dark to take pictures?

[important-reminder-offical]

hey!!! if you're a terf or a transphobe!!! don't fucking follow my blog!!! get out!!! shoo!!! bye!!! i hope you trip on the curb on a parking lot!!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔