Fèliously Atrocious

Run. As far as you can.

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[flamboyantly-employing]

OP has my ultimate respect holy shit

[acreaturecalledgreed]

so heres a thing my mother always said to me growing up when i broke something on accident that i think is really important

and i know, from watching my friends and seeing their panic and terror when something broke, that not only were not nearly enough children told this thing, many children were punished in place of being reassured

and thats heartbreaking

so heres the words from my mom that i was always told, and theyre the same words that anyone who never got to hear them should hear now, courtesy of my mom, who has repeated those same words to many a friend of mine and now to you

if i ever broke anything, the first words out of her mouth would always be and have always been, “are you hurt?” 

i would say no

she would say, “thats okay, then”

and i would ask why

and she would say “because it was just a thing- even if its a nice thing, or an old thing, or an expensive thing, its still just a thing. it can be replaced, or we can live without it. there is only one you. there will only ever be one you. you will always be more important than just some thing.” 

[songspinner9]

I lend out a collection to fossils to my school’s 8th grade science teachers annually. I’ve collected since I was a kid, added more as an adult from yard sales and donations. I want kids to be inspired and intrigued. About my 5th year at my school, the teacher came to me with one of her students. The girl looked upset and sort of scared. The teacher explained that the girl’s hand had slipped and a Megaladon Shark’s tooth had broken into two pieces. My first response was to make sure she hadn’t been cut by one of the pieces, and she shook her head, tears in her eyes. I smiled at her and pointed out that she hadn’t dropped it on purpose, that the ridiculously big tooth had been fossilized and survived this long, and it would still be amazing if I had to either keep it in two pieces or superglue it.

It bothered me a lot that the kid was clearly primed by a lot of adults to deal with anger and blame when a simple mistake was made. I offered her a hug, which she accepted and finally laughed.

[piggyofoz]

Story time: 

My grandmother owns crystal bowls that have been passed down to her from her grandmother. Being a family with Jewish heritage in Austria, every single piece of family history we own is basically a treasure in itself. I was already an adult when she allowed me to take one of them home with me, of course only after I swore several oaths to keep it safe. I can go months and years without breaking a single dish, but lo and behold, it takes two weeks and a split second of not paying attention, and suddenly that crystal bowl, that’s worth more to my grandmother than the entire rest of her furniture, goes flying and shatters into a million pieces. I swear I watched for what felt like an hour as that thing dropped, turned around itself and finally crashed in a spectacular impact. Anyway, it’s completely beyond repair, and I’m freaking out because my grandmother will murder me. Only, she will not, because even worse, she’s going to be fucking heartbroken and so, so disappointed with me she won’t even find it within herself to murder me. But, you gotta do what you gotta do - not being able to face her while confessing, I call her, in tears, apologizing a hundred times before she finally goes: “Gigi, calm down now, what happened??” “*sobbing* I- I broke your grandma’s bohooohooowl -” And my grandmother, bless that woman, starts laughing hysterically. She’s laughing so much I think, I must have broken her, that’s it, she’s lost her marbles now and it’s my fault, until she wheezes out: “Gigi that bowl survived two world wars and the Nazis but not a month in your kitchen!” and of course I fucking lost it too at that point. That’s how I learned, that in the end, it’s really all about perspective. 

Now I’m a step-mum myself and my go to reaction whenever I hear something break is to shrug and say ‘Well, it had a good run’ and then I go fetch a broom and we’ll clean up because if my grandma could laugh off a 100 year old crystal dish, I can laugh off an IKEA mug lmao

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

[thewitchofwonderlust]

This is one of my favorite posts on this website

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

[thewitchofwonderlust]

This is one of my favorite posts on this website

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

honestly this sums up wolverine so well

he said he was going hunting and ororo was like “you’d kill innocent animals for sport???”

no.   he just wants to pet a deer

[canary-yellow-dad]

friends

[dapperdevilman-deactivated20190]

It’s a thing he does

[feazelbal]

[failchild]

A very, very tender lover. I’m sure. I’m positive. ↳ jeff goldblum talking about loki/grandmaster absolutely and completely unprompted

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[mitski-miyawakis]

finnish man: PERRRRKELE!

finnish bear: what the actual fuck- i’m out!

[jpnostalgia]

[jpnostalgia]

Jurasic Park collectable cards. toys 1993. part 2/3

http://jpnostalgia.tumblr.com/

[bostoneris]

[gothicprep]

one of my coworkers has a matching tat w her fiance. hers says “beauty” in cursive and his says “beast” in like an edgy Masculine font & that’s what straight culture is

[gothicprep]

it’s with a heavy heart that i must announce…. they broke up and now they have this goofy shit on their bodies forever

[buzzfeed]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

[cursedcatimages]

no one ever helps me in this damn house

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[pathfinderisbestpony]

What an adorable start to a murder

[wetwareproblem]

Look at those eyes. This is a start to a murder, all right.

[fakehistory]

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)

[kadywicker]

the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

[kadywicker]

ppl in the tags saying that it’s “genuinely a lesser tier of education because people go there for trades and nursing and thats about it” are just proving that its classism. bc a) no thats absolutely not correct. a good chunk of people that go to community colleges do so to knock out their gen eds at a lower price than they’d be if they went to a four year, then transfer to a four year. and more importantly b) trade professions are not lesser than other professions that take higher degrees. people who go into things that take associates degrees are not “stupid”.

if you think ppl who are too poor to attend a four year university for all four years, or that ppl who are too poor to/don’t want to get their bachelor’s/master’s/doctorate are “stupid” then i have news for you:

thats classism, babe