Who is awake blowing up their shop rn
Might flirt with a doctor later
Hot tip, blame a flaxian for the damage and give the doctor some delavian chocolate
Smart. Then Iāll go try to save my abusive dad only to fall into his trap like I always do and then torture my friend Odo š
Sounds cool, as long as you quote Shakespeare when everything goes awry (and come back eventually, your doctor misses you and is whining to the chief engineer about it)
Ah yes. āIām afraid the fault, dear Tain, is not in our stars, but in ourselvesā¦ā
Where did you learn that from?
A doctorā¦ someoneā¦ special to me.
Hmmm well if you hurry back and ask nicely he might shoot you in a holosuite, you never know
*everts*
Looks like my work here is done, that'll be 5 bars of gold-pressed latinum payable to Quark's matchmaking service
Oh my. I was- was just playing along I donāt actually like the doctorā¦
Oh, my bad, he's waiting for you in the infirmary right now to heal your klingon-trampled transverse ribs but I'll just tell him the date's off, no prob
No- wait! I *cough* I might be sick.
Then cough up the latinum and we'll talk
Now wait just a moment! Who do you think you are? Bribing men to date each other! Utterly outrageous.
*hands over the latinum*
Hey you know how it is as a business owner! And I didn't exactly have to do much bribing... Anyway pleasure doing business with you, one human doctor coming up! Enjoy :) (btw, for an extra 1 bar, I can arrange an "accident" that ensures that shooting, give it a think while you're lying in the biobed with your bf smiling down at you and teasing you affectionately)
Iāll give you an extra three bars if you can convinceā¦ said doctorā¦ to participate in a Cardassian sauna program with meā¦ after shooting me of course
