Felt Karpit

Maxwell | They/He | 27 Obsessed with Star Trek among other things Have a horse named Duncan

[abilugarak]

I think if a tuvix situation happened on ds9 the funniest possible combination would be miles and garak thank you for your time.

[abilugarak]

There's a lot of good takes in the notes but for me I mostly imagine the security nightmare that involve Miles O'Brien's honesty and Garak's cheery loose lips clashing to reveal secrets of the Federation and Cardassia alike. I don't think he'd ever shut up. I also think Bashir would kill Milarak and not even regret it for a second.

[nicasiosilang]

I agree with everything except he'd be called O'Garak.

[knivesandteeth]

I don't think Bashir would have to. I think the combo of Garak's self-loathing and Miles' Cardassians racism might result in a suicide before they even tried to tuvix him

[skrankku]

Quark and Odo during their mountain hike mental breakdown:

Garak during any given point in the show:

Worf on vacation:

[simptasia]

julian bashir feeds into the fantasy of a doctor that cares about people above all else and will never give up on you. this applies to every starfleet doctor actually but julian is also fuckable

[simptasia]

one time i saw somebody mockingly say "imagine a world where autism is the norm"

yeah dude it's called star trek

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[ans-enzo]

based of this post by @sad-eyed-lady-of-the-low-lands

[idonotbitemythumbatyou]

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[respocked]

kira is a conservative who sleeps with a liberal religious figure/politician (bajor, baby) whose policies she doesn't agree with. which of course means an entirely different thing on bajor then on 21st century earth but i've been amusing myself imagining kira as a long distance trucker and bareil as her alt girl with blue hair she fetishizes. kira reposting a "goth mommy bf" meme on facebook and then putting nuts on her truck

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[lakariancityamusementcenteradult]

It's actually crazy that Kasidy Yates was dating a Starfleet Captain who worked near the Cardassian border while also being a marquis smuggler. The insane level of justified confidence she had

[sodor-memetime]

[simptasia]

universal translator issues, or UTIs for short,

[not-a-spy-garak]

I’m sorry I had to come back to this post:

“Garak? I’m surprised to see you here! Something must be wrong if you’ve come to the infirmary on your own.”

“Doctor… I’m having a UTI.”

“…”

“Doctor?”

“Having a UTI?”

“Yes. Is it not translating correctly? Oh dear, it must be the UTI, it’s getting worse.”

“Garak do you know what a UTI is?”

“Of course I do, my dear! The Chief told me.”

“…”

“He said you were having a UTI? How does he know?

“He is the stations engineer, isn’t he?”

“Well yes! But— oh. OH.”

“He told me you would know what to do.”

“I’m going to kill him.”

“… Does UTI not mean universal translator issue?”

“No Garak, no it does not.”

“I see.”

[asdfghjkl12345]

[tdogkisses]

i’m gonna forcibly masculinize everyone who reblogs this.

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt