Rebel Without a Clue

may this page be a historical document of my hyper-fixations 🌈 26, she/her

[tikisam66]

[freightandgroove]

do you ever just. watch Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me and wish you could cry for three business days. because same

[thetursithan]

Another personal hygiene genius....

[stellerfly]

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

[libramooon]

richie tozier core

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

I need everyone to see this picture from the 4th article.

[pallidprincess]

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[pallidprincess]

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[lesbiskammerat]

It's so messed up that Coca Cola is one of the quintessential symbols of the US globally, a drink sold across the world and known for being refreshing and delicious, but if you actually go to the US and drink it, it tastes like ass.

[lesbiskammerat]

[utopians]

nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

[utopians]

sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

[sosaysdean]

happy anniversary

[catchymemes]

[evilwizard]

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

[meow-minola]

Will they do my dishes?

[evilwizard]

they will Slay your dishes

[krakoansam]

What about the laundry?

[evilwizard]

they will Slay your laundry

[terri-theslime13]

what about the minotaur harassing my cows

[evilwizard]

they will Have Sex with the minotaur

[catchymemes]

[venusmage]

Shout out to the cashier at Aldi that made me and my wife malfunction

[ryebreadgf]

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

[rosalinastan]

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

[veralena-deactivated20240731]

man this politics shit is easy

[ironpour]

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[ham-strokers-ejacula]

Fixed it.

[ironpour]

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

[hell-hath-returned]

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[rottingelysium-deactivated20240]

If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist

[femboy-expert]

Must a musician not paint?

Must a swimmer not run?

[authenticwhoop]

Wasn't lying when he said expert damn