❤︎dykette❤︎

for the butches scientist lovergrrl

[indigokra]

new poster and sticker designs for my booth at SD dykefest! stay tuned to purchase these online! 💗💗💗

[honiemoss]

some Ava doodles in these trying times

[kaydeefalls]

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

[rattle-my-stars]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

“He’s not going to fit that in his cheek.”

“Oh, he’s chewing it, it’ll be smaller.”

“He can’t possibly-”

“shit, I guess he can.”

[supreme-leader-stoat]

IT’S AS BIG AS HE IS

[femmescientist]

Somehow…. I know he understands me. Better than anybody else ever could.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

daily affirmations: i am allowed to be weird on tumblr. i am allowed to post stuff that makes me seem crazy because it's fun to do that. no one is watching me panopticon style they are just following me normalstyle. i am allowed to be weird on tumblr.

[marinella-ela]

[mammalianmammals]

Look at the sheer joy of this American bison, skipping and pronking at Yellowstone National Park! 

[freshlypickedmint]

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

[freshlypickedmint]

I have faith

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c, a, t at. t, atg c a ta at t caa. a a , caa t a a ta ta- ga . t atg c ca a t a a ga . t a

Closest match: Equus caballus genome assembly, chromosome: 19 Common name: Horse

(image source)

[freshlypickedmint]

YOU. I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS WAS GETTING NOTES AGAIN ALL OF A SUDDEN.

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[xeansicemane]

Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard

[vexwerewolf]

I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this

[bevsi]

Isi/Ro variants……. to me

[only-cat-memes]

[virgosenterlude]

[femmescientist]

Slow kisses with @jurassicblaziken here would heal me.

[auntymurda]

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

[anime--irl]

[depsidase]

[femmescientist]

Imagine for a second a butch lesbian.

Imagine that lesbian putting my face to the mattress while she fucks me so good I cry.

[miyrumiyru]

Insane color moth!! These are reminded me of some kind of ice cream

Oriental Orange Banded Green Geometer Moth (Eucyclodes gavissima)

[myxomycota]

Hemitrichia serpula by Gim Siew Tan