Blame Your Fate

I rarely use this blog. I write things. Occasionally I make things.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

[wizzard890]

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are...... noT yet available.”

if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world. 

[sparrow-va]

(via @dragonprincessmew )

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

[terracotta7]

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

[segamascott]

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[hattyot]

[dildovagins2137]

they are performing an experiment

[thedepressionoftrees]

Valuable science is being done

[drtanner]

Unmute, ffs

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[brightlotusmoon]

[azolitmin]

[nik-the-bik]

I can’t believe I actually spent my time on this

[captain-price-returns]

they had 19 year old /pol/ users going through all federal spending and deleting anything where the words were too big to understand

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is