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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
@theartofmadeline
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Jules of Nature
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#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
The Bowery Presents
$LAYYYTER
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trying on a metaphor
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@ferlystudios
The problem is not that we don’t care about people. The problem is that we have different ideas of the best methods to take care of people, and the left would rather just cover their ears and scream that we’re poopyheads than actually discuss ideas and reach an agreement. Stop demonizing everyone who disagrees with you. Stop labeling people from the other side as unfeeling. That is a last resort for people who can’t actually argue for their ideas.
@kingdomheartsddd
good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever
Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever.
Make a harem and marry a full production chain
Monopolygamy.
I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?
You could make a whole polyarmory
:o :0 and :O all have very different meanings in my head but i cant articulate them
the white guy is killin me
“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.
“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”
“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.”
“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.”
“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”
“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”
“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”
WHAT
Hi, Wizards of the Coast? I’d like to pitch my new wizard subclass, Vore Mage,
hey alex do accept constructive criticism on your reblogs
Yeah, why? Do you not like the name? I’m a little iffy on it myself, how about “Vorelock” instead?
CEASE THIS
vorecerer,
C E A S E
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
this was physically difficult to read
Hugh Jackman Teaching John Cena How to Dance
i hope they’re happy together.
That last gif it seems that Cena is just mesmerized and has realized he is in love with Hugh.
you would too if Hugh Jackman was waltzing with you
here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..
you all ignored this so im bringing it back
Yes. He could.
yeah, he can turn into fucking dinosaurs so of course he can turn into near extinct animals. fuck kinda question is this?
wait a minute.
WAI-
wait what
ORDINARY PEOPLE: drive cars while not wearing fedoras
CREATIVE PEOPLE: fly while wearing fedoras
ORDINARY PEOPLE: watch that newfandangled Tele Vision Programing like BRAINLESS SHEEPLE DRONES
CREATIVE PEOPLE: read BOOKS, REMEMBER THOSE, MILLENIALS??? Also while wearing their fedora indoors. It just never comes off I guess. Okay.
ORDINARY PEOPLE: sad that their mean asshole sexy boss isn’t a witch and hogs all the glasses
CREATIVE PEOPLE: how the tables have turned
ORDINARY PEOPLE WITH THE SAME COPY PASTED FACE BY THE WAY: WASTE THEIR LIVES WITH BRAIN ROTTING “VIDEO” “GAMES” >:( >:( >:(
CREATIVE PEOPLE: engage in some wholesome, intellectually stimulating racism I guess
The shocking truth revealed:
A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”
“You need to leave him, Karen”.
I am so here for this
every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
i respect and admire tumblr’s determination to make 2018 a good wholesome year with all the positive vibes being sent out, but i am but a humble man, and i have Both of my knives in Both of my hands. 2018, dont try shit bitch
