[hotvampireadjacent]

LMFAO

[warpcoreejector]

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[narrie]

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[maxofs2d]

ＡＵＴＯＤＥＳＫ  ＭＡＫＥＳ  ＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ ＳＯＦＴＷＡＲＥ

[pyreo]

I didn’t even unmute this I’m just laughing out loud in a library

[bunjywunjy]

you should have unmuted this

[guerrillatech]

[surreal--memes]

[snailuh]

time to get….nsfw…. *proceeds to commit multiple osha violations*

[osha-official]

Hey, could you not?

[snailuh]

[lumnch]

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

[lumnch]

Well.. Good luck out there…

*dies*

[lumnch]

[amazoogle]

[my-honest-thots]

What?

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you cannot disclose the relationship between yourself, women, and fish

[pangur-and-grim]

man, I think my low-point was marching into a bank in a cow-patterned crop top demanding to know why my card kept getting declined when I had $300 in my account, only for the man behind the counter to suck his teeth and carefully point out the negative sign in front of the 300

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

[nae-nae-supreme]

@thyrell

[evilscientist3]

@thyrell

[snowywarmthkuya]

@thyrell

[pwesident]

@thyrell

[evilscientist3]

Thyrell did you remember to take your caffeine nicotine red bull taco bell ibuprofen and hate today? for the love of god PLEASE say yes

[femmepathy]

@thyrell

[rottingfacade]

@thyrell

[thyrell]

AAAAAUUUHGGUUHUUHGGHHH I FEEL THE CAFFEINE NICOTINE RED BULL TACO BELL IBUPROFEN AND HATE

[thyrell]

guys guess what my welding teacher has pinned above her desk

[odrosal]

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

[trashcanniballecter]

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

[trashcanniballecter]

Cucumber illuminati cup

[naamahdarling]

Knowledge is knowing that this was a promotional cup that accompanied an unusual cucumber-and-rose flavored gin.

Wisdom is knowing that explains nothing.

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Can raccoons count? Can ducks? Like how do they know if they left a baby behind unless it starts crying

[lamborghinea-pig]

No sir, we meant questions about the job.

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]