Lady in the Glass

~ 23 years old ~ bisexual ~ future crazy cat lady ~ comic book connoisseur ~ secret velociraptor ~ she/her/they pronouns ~

[pettyrevenge]

I was 18 and in my first “managerial” job. I.e. Swing Shift Manager at a fast food burger joint. Like every place, we had a couple of “usuals” who were a**holes for the sake of being a**holes. One of them, an over-the-top egregiously aggressive woman who found fault with everything, would go ballistic if you so much as failed to address her as “ma'am” in every sentence.

Things came to a head when she was so rude to one of our counter clerks that she made the girl cry. I told the girl to go back to the break room and take a breather, and then calmly informed the woman that she was no longer welcome in our store. That triggered the nuclear option. I waited for the screaming and cursing to stop, waved her to the door, and then watched as she left.

I sent Corporate her CC number and license plate info, and they sent her a “you’re banned from ALL the stores” letter, filed it with the local PD, and told us to call the cops immediately if she ever showed up in our store again.

Which she did. A few weeks later, she showed up ready to launch into another tirade for whatever imagined offense might occur. We politely kicked her out despite her screaming that the do-not-trespass order was fake, wasn’t legal, didn’t apply to her, her lawyer said … It happened again a couple of times, but eventually her luck broke and there happened to be two cops on their dinner break in the restaurant.

I was on shift that night. And I can tell you that I have rarely been so satisfied as when I showed the officers the order, identified the woman as the person referred to in it, told them about the frequent return visits and then watched them arrest her on the spot. Best of all, I never had to testify- she went totally ballistic and scratched a cop’s face. No need to book her for trespassing when resisting arrest and cop assault were so convenient!

Now, the vast majority of this story is Instant Karma. So why am I posting this here? The answer is simple: After they hauled her away, I noticed that her car was still in our lot… Oh yessss. That call to the towing company was the most satisfying two minutes of my young life. Sure, I could have just let it sit there until she came back for it. But make my register clerk cry? Yeah, enjoy your trip to the impound lot… ma'am.

[setdreadstostun-deactivated2019]

😂😂😂 this is beautiful

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

honestly same

[rippedguys]

this rly speaks to me

[thebestoftumbling]

so calm

[mochibeam-deactivated20170328]

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[feu-durable-blog]

when you draw consistantly: I am the drawing lord. I am unstoppable.

when you don't draw for a week: how do you draw a line.

[smalltownboymp3]

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

[mirandatacchia]

Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this.

[weloveshortvideos]

He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him

[thefuzzydave]

Things I love about this:

In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.

Although he’s only a few months old, he already understands the concept of Deception.

He’s also formed a sense of humor. In his own limited way, this bebbeh has just told his first joke.

[andrewbelami]

[gargoylegrrrl]

im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no

[drarry-queen]

😂😂😂😂

[feu-durable-blog]

Life is crazy sometimes. I can't believe what is about to happen to me. October 2016 will be life changing in all the best and worst ways.

[teesadutta]

[expiredpineapplecans]

GO TO HIM

[ladystarksansa]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE OMG

[gothic1997]

Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the

[roxan-1314]

He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.

[gothic1997]

Then I’ll kill him myself